I am a teacher in Tamale. I have been appalled and demoralized by the discrimination of professional graduate teachers in this Country. I have worked very hard to get and keep my job, investing thousands of Ghana cedis into my education. After doing cost-benefit analysis, I knew I would never make back, with my teacher's salary even after upgrading, yet I'm been denied upgrading, but I did it anyway because I love teaching and I wanted to be the best teacher I could be. Professional techers are now been demoralised with a policy fuelled and driven by sheer jealousy and envy. How can there be a policy saying, some subjects been taught in our high schools, are not approved for upgrading let alone study leave. I don't want to believe this is a government policy, but silence they say means consent. This is a policy fashioned out by frustrated teachers who have all of a sudden become administrators and want to hold on to their positions but feel that the young professional t...

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on de centre of de pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With de worse premonition, he opened the envelope and read de letter with trembling hands. Dear Dad, It's with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend, Jimmy, bcos I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Jimmy and he's so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too- even with all his piercing, tattoos and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only de passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Jimmy said, that he want me to have de kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Jimmy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days, is it? ) and has no money, really these things shouldn...

A guy walks into a club with a puppy. The bartender said, "get out of here with that dog". The guy said, "but this isn't just any dog, this dog can play the PIANO". The bartender replied, "well, if he can play, you both can stay... and have a drink on the house". so the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog started to play. The bartender and patrons were enjoying the music. Suddenly, a bigger dog ran into the bar and grabbed the puppy by the scruff of the neck, and drugged it out. The bartender baffled, he asked the guy, "what's that all about?" The guy replied, "oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a DOCTOR".

Ram and sham were talking together. Ram: Do you drink? Sham: No, not at all. Ram: Do you smoke? Sham: No, not at all. Ran: Do you do anything socially unacceptable? Sham: Yes, lying cos, I just lied to you.

There was this couple, that was married for twenty years, and every time they made love de husband always insisted of shutting off de lights. Well, after these twenty years, de wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of de crazy habit. So one night, while they were in de middle of a romantic session, she turned on de lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself". De husband looked at her straight in de eyes and said calmly, "I'll explain de TOY, if you'll explain de KIDS".

Two attorneys went for a launch and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and were about to eat it when de owner of de bar marched over and told them, "you can't eat your own sandwiches in here". De attorneys looked at each other, shruggle their shoulders and then exchange their sandwiches.

A man in court accuse of killing his wife and kid. Judge said, "on de third August you're accused of killing your wife with a hammer, how do you plead?" "Guilty", said de man in de dock. At this point a man at de back of de court stood up and shouted, "you dirty rat" De judge asked de man to sit down and refrain from making noise. De judge continued, " ...and that also in september you're accused of killing your son too with a hammer, how do you plead that one too". "Guilty", de man at de dock said. Again, de man at de back stood up and shouted even louder, "you dirty rotten stinking rat" At this point, de judge called de man to de bench and said, "I've already asked you to be quite. If you continue with these outbursts, I'll have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you, to this man?" De man replied, "he is my next do...

Two blondes met in hell. One asked, "how did you die"? De other answered, "oh! I died in a freezer and so how did you also die". She also replied, "well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day, when I came home early from work, I look all over de house, trying to look for de other woman bcos I saw my husband naked. When I was coming upstairs after checking de basement, I slipped, broke my neck and died. I never got to see that woman''. De other blonde then said, "if you had looked in de freezer, may be, we both might still have been alived"

A little boy ask his dad, what is politics? Dady says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way, I'm de bread winner of this family, so let's call me CAPITALISM. Your mom, she's de administrator of my money, so we'll call her de GOVERNMENT. We're here to take care of your needs, so let's call you de PEOPLE. The nanny, we'll consider her de WORKING CLASS. And your baby brother, we'll call him FUTURE. Now think about that and see if it makes sense". So de boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad told him. Later, he heard his little brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that de baby had soiled his diaper. So he goes to his parents room and finds his mother asleep and father missing. Not wanting to wake his mother up, he goes to de nanny's room. Finding de door locked, he peeks in de keyhole and saw his father in bed with de nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. De next morning, de boy told his dady, ...

A man turned 40 and expecting that his family and friends will remember his birthday and possibly have little presents for him. As it turned out his wife barely said good morning to him let alone wish him happy birthday but de kids, they'll remember he said. His kids came trampling down de stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast and never said anything. So when he made it out of de house and started for work, he felt pretty dumpy and despondent. As he walked into his office, his secretary said, "good morning boss and by de way happy birthday". He felt a bit better. At noon his secretary said, " you know it is such a beautiful day and your birthday too, let's go out for lunch, just you and me". He said thanks and went out with his secretary. She took him to a quite bistro with a private table. They drunk together and he enjoyed a tremendous meal. On their way back to de office, she said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day we don't ...

You know, when ever people use the word death, they use it like a whisper. They'll say, he or she died. We use it for somebody else and even when we see people dying in a war, been killed, even when we're entertained. We lie to ourselves because they're only actors. They're not good as been killed. They're only acting. So the scenario of death, doesn't even come to us. It doesn't really reach home. You're busy piling up, calculating, developing your carrier, your money, your occupation, your wealth. Until you visit the funeral. Think about it, when was the last time that you went to a funeral or grave? Was it your mother, father, grandfather, uncle, cousin...? When you went and saw that person whom you loved, that was laughing, crying, boasting, wealthy, educated, denied arrogant, what ever they were. What was the demeanor of the people when you walked into that funeral. Where they cracking jokes, dancing, clapping, singing. No! Silence, melancho...

Teacher:- what's wrong? Johnny :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny are you sleeping?' Then I say No & then he'll slap my face & give me a black eye" Teacher:- Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer. The folowing morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again? Johnny:- Dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, 'are you coming'? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are you coming too? Dad answered:- Yes. They don't usually go anywhere without me, so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming. Ha ha ha

There were three babies in a womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when birthed and grown up. The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked "why a plumber?" He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, its kinda leaky." The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others laughed at this and asked "Why an electrician?" He replied, "So I can get some lights in here, it's dark!". The third one said "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?" He replied, "So I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us!!!

A man had a dream and went to a mallam for interpretation. Man: I had a dream and I was on horse and the horse was galloping. Mallam: Hmmm, that is a sign of richness. Man: The horse then started running. Mallam: You will be rich very soon. Man: Then the horse started very running fast. Mallam: Kai, that is a sign of death. Man: I quickly jumped down. Mallam: You will be the most poorest person in the world as it happened that way. Man: I quickly climbed up again. Mallam: Mmm, you will die soon. Man: I jumped down. Climbed up, jumped down, climbed up, and all of a sudden, I woked up. I can not best tell whether I was jumping down or climbing up again? Friends can you guess what this man was eager to get and what he was afraid of?

Three things in life that never comes back when gone: ~TIME ~WORDS ~OPPORTUNITY Three things in life that should never be lost: ~PEACE ~HOPE ~HONESTY Three things in life that are most valuable: ~LOVE ~FAITH ~PRAYER Three things that make a person: ~HARDWORK ~SINCERITY ~COMMITMENT Three things that can destroy a person: ~LUST ~PRIDE ~ANGER Three things in life that are constant: ~CHANGE ~DEATH ~GOD

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don'tlike you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

What is love? But an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love? But a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love? But a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love? But a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o’erthrow? What is love? But a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? What is love? But forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life’s brief years? What is love? So I’ll tell it on the mountain tops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow

One day a teacher was teaching in the class and one pupil asked the teacher, "Does honey have legs?" "Why are you asking that kind of question ?" the teacher asked. Then pupil said, "I always hear my dad in the bedroom as he says, 'Honey open your legs'. Ha ha ha. Lol.

"Reality can be rather harsh. Your days are numbered. It takes constant effort to carve a place for yourself in this ruthlessly competitive world and hold on to it. People can be treacherous. They bring endless battles into your life. Your task is to resist the temptation to wish it were all different; instead you must fearlessly accept these circumstances, even embrace them. By focusing your attention on what is going on around you, you will gain a sharp appreciation for what makes some people advance and others fall behind. By seeing through people's manipulations, you can turn them around. The firmer your grasp on reality, the more power you will have to alter it for your purposes". Robert Green

Every negative situation contains the possibility for something positive, an opportunity. It is how you look at it that matters. Your lack of resources can be an advantage, forcing you to be more inventive with the little that you have. Losing a battle can allow you to frame yourself as the sympathetic underdog. Do not let fears make you wait for a better moment or become conservative. If there are circumstances you cannot control, make the best of them. It is the ultimate alchemy to transform all such negatives into advantages and power" Robert Green

"When you work for others, you are at their mercy. They own your work; they own you. Your creative spirit is squashed. What keeps you in such positions is a fear of having to sink or swim on your own. Instead you should have a greater fear of what will happen to you if you remain dependent on others for power. Your goal in every maneuver in life must be ownership, working the corner for yourself. When it is yours, it is yours to lose - you are more motivated, more creative, more alive. The ultimate power in life is to be completely self-reliant, completely yourself"

In the present there is constant change and so much we cannot control. If you try to micromanage it all, you lose even greater control in the long run. The answer is to let go and move with the chaos that presents itself to you - from within it, you will find endless opportunities that elude most people. Don't give others the chance to pin you down; keep moving and changing your appearances to fit the environment. If you encounter walls or boundaries, slip around them. Do not let anything disrupt your flow.

In any group, the person on top consciously or unconsciously sets the tone. If leaders are fearful, hesitant to take any risks, or overly concerned for their ego and reputation, then this invariably filters its way through the entire group and makes effective action impossible. Complaining and haranguing people to work harder has a counterproductive effect. You must adopt the opposite style: imbue your troops with the proper spirit through your actions, not words. They see you working harder than anyone, holding yourself to the highest standards, taking risks with confidence, and making tough decisions. This inspires and binds the group together. In these a democratic times, you must practice what you preach.

Most people think first of what they want to express or make, then find the audience for their idea. You must work the opposite angle, thinking first of the public. You need to keep your focus on their changing needs, the trends that are washing through them. beginning with their demand, you create the appropriate supply. Do not be afraid of people's criticisms - without such feedback your work will be too personal and delusional. You must maintain as close a relationship to your environment as possible, getting an inside "feel" for what is happening around you. Never lose touch with your base.

The fools in life want things fast and easy - money, success, attention. Boredom is their great enemy and fear. Whatever they manage to get slips through their hands as fast as it comes in. You, on the other hand, want to outlast your rivals. You are building the foundation for something that can continue to expand. To make this happen, you will have to serve an apprenticeship. You must learn early on to endure the hours of practice and drudgery, knowing that in the end all of that time will translate into a higher pleasure - mastery of a craft and of yourself. Your goal is to reach the ultimate skill level - an intuitive feel for what must come next.

In the face of our inevitable mortality we can do one of two things. we can attempt to avoid the thought at all costs, clinging to the illusion that we have all the time in the world. Or we can confront this reality, accept andeven embrace it, converting our consciousness of death into something positive and active. In adopting such a fearless philosophy, we gain a sense of proportion, become able to separate what is petty from what is truly important. Knowing our days to be numbered, we have a sense of urgency and mission. We can appreciate life all the more for its impermanence. If we can overcome the fear of death, then there is nothing left to fear.

Your sense of who you are will determine your actions and what you end up getting in life. If you see your reach as limited, that you are mostly helpless in the face of so many difficulties, that it is best to keep your ambitions low, then you will receive the little that you expect. knowing this dynamic, you must train yourself for the opposite - ask for more, aim high, and believe that you are destined forsomething great. Your sense of self-worth comes from you alone - never the opinion of others. With a rising confidence in your abilities, you will take risks that will increase your chances of success. People follow those who know where they are going, so cultivate an air of certainty and boldness.

"Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted, the indifference of those who should have known better, and the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most, that has made it possible for evil to truimph" ¤Haille Sellasie

“I believe the single most significant decision I can make on a day-to-day basis is my choice of attitude. It is more important than my past, my education, my bankroll, my successes or failures, fame or pain, what other people think of me or say about me, my circumstances, or my position. Attitude keeps me going or cripples my progress. It alone fuels my fire or assaults my hope. When my attitudes are right, there is no barrier too high, no valley too deep, no dream too extreme, no challenge too great for me.” Charles R. Swindoll

“The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.” Charles R. Swindoll

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!" Father: That's great son. Who is she? Son: She is Sandra, the neighbor's daughter. Father: Ohhhh! I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, and indeed, a couple of months later. Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter! Father: That's great son. Who is she? Son: She is Angela, the other neighbor's daughter. Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: Mum, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them. Because dad is their father! Mother: (The mother hugs him affectionately and said to her child) "My love, you can date whoever you want. He isn...

Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have make love, they will call it a 'PHONE CALL' so that the kids will not decode. One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that he want to make a phone call. Mother replies: Tell your father that the Network reception is bad today. Husband: Tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, i will go to the 'Public Phone'. Wife sent back, tell your father that if he dares go to a Public Phone, then I will open a '' Call Center'' at home... hehehe Lol.

Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and What's between. Kissing is a habit. Fucking is a game. Guys get all the pleasure. Girls get all the pain. The guy says i love you. You believe it's true. But when your tummy, Starts to swell, He says, 'to hell with you'. 10 minutes of pleasure. Nine months in pain. Three days in hospital. A baby without a name. Some called him/her bastard. The mother is a whore. This never would have happened. If the rubber hadn't torn.

A Nigerian man called his mom from the USA. Man : Mom, I have AIDS. Mother: Heeeee... chinekee! Don't come back home woo, my son woo, don't come back home. God forbid! Man : Why mom, why now, what I do nowooo? Mother: Heeee....you foolish boy! You see my son, if you come back home, your wife will be infected. From your wife to your broda, from your broda to our maido, from our maido to your DADYO, from your daady to my sisto, from my sisto to her husbando, from him to me, from me to the gardener, from the gardener to your sister. And if your sister gets this AIDs, hmmm, heeeee, the whole village is in trouble..wooo ! So in the name of GODwoo... PLEASE SAVE OUR VILLAGEwoo, DON'T COME BACK HOMEwoo!!!!!! Hahahaha AIDS is real!

Hold on to Love With all your might Don't let it get Too far from sight It only comes around Every once in awhile To make you laugh Cry and smile It may break your Heart But you can't deny When you're in Love It's the ultimate high To look into another’s eyes Feel weak in the knees To float with the clouds High above the trees To kiss rose-petal lips And hold your fragile hand To feel the way I feel Isn't Love just grand

What comes to your mind when you think of a Muslim woman? A mysterious, veiled victim of male oppression, awaiting Western liberation? A slogan-shouting terrorist? An uneducated foreigner with whom you have little or nothing in common? Unless your social circle includes Muslim friends and acquaintances, the chances are that your impressions of Muslim women have largely been formed by negative media stereotypes - images that usually have little to do with real life, and may have been designed to attract more viewers, sell more products, or gain support for someone's political agenda. How much do you really know about Muslim women's lives or views, and why does it matter? Well, for one thing, Muslims account for 20-25% of the people on this planet, and Islam has become the second main religion in Europe. But did you know that the majority of European and American converts to Islam are women - not men? Would it surprise you to learn that many women in the Muslim world feel sor...

A girl went to see a pastor for counceling and she was asked what happened? she simply reply my boyfriend did a bad thing to me. The pastor asked did he beat you? She said no. Did he slap you? She said no. The pastor hugged her and asked, did he do this to you? She said no. He kissd her and askd did he do that to you? She said no. The pastor laid her down and made love to her and asked her did he do that to you? She said no and added, he gave me HIV.... The pastor fell down & fainted. AIDS is real.

Two kids were playing and found a used condom, took it home as a balloon and the kids mother got upset, warned them not to pick things while playing. When the mother left, one of the kid said to the other, why was mum so angry that we found a ballon? and the other replied, thank God we didn't tell her that we drank the yogurt inside it. Hahahahahaha. Lol.

"Love is a temporal madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.

O Allah! Please grant me the one Who will be the garment for my soul Who will satisfy half of my deen And in doing so make me whole Make him righteous and on your path In all he'll do and say And sprinkle water on me at Fajr Reminding me to pray May he earn from halal sources And spend within his means May he seek Allah's guidance always To fulfill all his dreams May he always refer to Qur'an and the Sunnah as his moral guide May he thank and appreciate Allah For the woman at his side May he be conscious of his anger And often fast and pray Be charitable and sensitive In every possible way May he honor and protect me And guide me in this life And please Allah! Make me worthy to be his loving wife And finally, O Allah! Make him abundant in love and laughter In taqwa and sincerity In striving for the hereafter! May Allah grant all the Muslim sisters with such husbands... Ameen♥

The hands of fate have twisted again Altered the love I was to send She saw me with a different eye She waved as she left a tearful goodbye My feelings for her will go forever unseen To be hidden away like a forgotten dream She'll never know as I cloud my eyes I vow forever to keep this disguise I can never open my heart she can never see Exactly what she means to me I smile and wave as rain falls from above Now I know the meaning of unconditional love

Two boys were arguing about drunkards. One boy said, when you get drunk you see people two, two. The other also said, you see people four, four, instead of two, two. To clarify themselves, they approached a drunkard and asked him how many people does he see when he's drunk? For the drunkard to answer, he asked them one question. Is this why forty (40) of you came to ask this question?

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes his drink and gulped it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver said, "come on man, I was just joking. There, I ll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry". The man said, no it's not that. This day is the worst day of my life. I fell asleep and went to work late. My boss outrageous, fired me. When I left the office to my car, I found, it was stolen. The police said they can do nothing. I took a cab to return home only to realised that I left my wallet and ATM card in the cab. I went to my bed room, my God, only to fine my wife in bed with my gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison. Hahahahahaha!

People are often unreasonable and self-centred, forgive them anyway. If you are honest, People may cheat you, be honest anyway. If you find happiness, people may be jealous, be happy anyway. The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow, do good anyway. The people you care for may not appreciate your affection, love them anyway. Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough, give your best anyway. Because in the end, it is between YOU & GOD! It was never between YOU & THEM anyway!

A Famous Speaker crack this joke. He Said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't MY WIFE!" Audience were in shock & silence. He added SHE WAS MY MOTHER. Applause! A manager tried to crack this joke at home after taken a bottles of bear. He said loudly to his wife, in the Kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my Wife". Standing for a moment trying to recall the second half of the joke, he finally blurted out "I can't remember who she was". By the time he regained conciousness, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from Burns from boiling water. Moral: DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE!

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A bird is flying away from her nest, 'Why is she running away from her rest?' A leaf is swinging down from its branch, 'Is there life on these hardened rocks?' Mother's grey hair is droppin 'Has she lost her crown of wisdom?' The clouds are running away, hidding behind the hills, The sky is naked, the stars cry in darkness Tears like rain overflows the streams, The violent seas, floods of insanity The lioness and the sheep hold hands in fear, 'Where is man and his laws of science?' The hunting dog finds no prey in its tears, The night owl hides from darkness in its fears, The harp strings are broken, the music rythm is lost, In the voice singing the song, its tears the most, Diseases with no cure, wars and starvation, Slavery of the poor, all in discrimination

Holy Quran 2:41 And believe in what I have sent down confirming that which is [already] with you, and be not the first to disbelieve in it. And do not exchange My signs for a small price, and fear [only] Me. I bear witness that there is none worthy of worship except Allah, the One, without any partner. And I bear witness that Muhammad is His servant and His Messenger. These are the days that the Prophets foretold: wars and rumors of wars, principalities in high places, disease, plagues, the dragon and the beast. But who is there to stand up against Shaytan? Where are the witnesses willing and able to be a true Martyr? No not a terrorist a Martyr (putting yourself in the position to die for the sake of Allah). This beast was designed to be taken down not by the sword but by the Truth. I'm a witness to all she has done and by the lyrics that I write whether you love them or hate them I will do my part. Jihad is the struggle that I fight within mysel...

Before you say an unkind word, think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food, think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your spouse, think of somebody who is crying to God for a companion. Before you complain about life, think of somebody who went to heaven early than he expectd. Before you complain about your children, think of people who desires children but are barren. Before you argue about your dirty house that someone didn't clean or sweep think of people living in the streets. Before whining about the distance you drive, think of people who walk the same distance. And when you are tired and complain about your job think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wish they had your job.

Sometimes I feel sorry for guys who're being bombarded with some sexual enhancement product. As a lady, I don't care the size of my man's member. Some men can have surgery which can lead to painful erections, shorter erections, or erectile dysfunction. Some men turn to penis pumps, penis rings and enlargers to temporarily increase the size of their penis. A man who uses the pump for too long, can create too much pressure, which can cause lasting tissue and vascular damage. Likewise, a penis ring will help maintain an erection, but won't make it larger. Finally, know that a research review published in the journal BJU International suggests that penis size matters more to men than to women: When the researchers looked at more than 50 studies spanning the course of 60 years, they found that 85 percent of women were satisfied with their partner's penis size, yet only 55 percent of men felt good about their penises. But take it from me and a lady. The old adage ...

There was Zimbabwean lady who got married to a Chinese man. After ten months in the new marriage she got pregnant and bore a baby girl who died immediately after birth. The aunt of the lady at the funeral came crying and saying "I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT" So close relatives got curious. Took the aunt on the side and in a quest to establish what she knew. Then she said loudly, "I KNEW IT, ALL CHINESE PRODUCTS DON'T LAST" Hahahahaha. Lol!

Is there a time when love will remain still in our hearts? Or will it move in constant motion toward an unknown? Is there ever a time when our hearts will accept the love given? And offer more than we have ever known without asking for more? Is there a time, perhaps a crack in the universe where I can hide devoid of all watching eyes? And reaching hands that only take where all pain oozes from my pores? And escapes me where all the tears fall from my eyes onto waiting planets in need of rain? Is there a place in this universe where I belong without want of anything? Is there a spot that I can call my own without needing anyone? Let me crawl into that black hole where everything disappears into oblivion's Grasping fingertips, finally releasing me into freedom. Freedom from love?

1. BREAST= Boys Really Enjoy All Sizes Though. 2. Are u beautiful or UGLY = U Gotta Love Yourself 3. Are u SINGLE = Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier. 4. But to girls been SINGLE = Sex Is Now Gone, Let's Eat. 5. She's vulnerable let me be her PLAYBOY = Perfect Liar And Young Bastard On You. 6. Instead of been a FATHER = Faithful And Trustworthy, Honoring Every Responsibility. 7. Boys love de weekends & hate M.T.W.T.F. ie Mon-Friday = Made To Wait Till Friday. 8. For boys to make LOVE = Lie On Vagina Everyday.

Anger and Love have no limits; choose LOVE to have a beautiful lovely life ... THINGS are to be USED and PEOPLE are to be LOVED, but the problem in today's world is that, PEOPLE are USED and THINGS are LOVED ... Let's be careful to keep this thought in mind: THINGS are to be USED, but PEOPLE are to be LOVED ... Do you LOVE THINGS more and USE PEOPLE or do you LOVE PEOPLE more and USE THINGS? ... Watch your THOUGHTS; they become WORDS. Watch your WORDS; theybecome ACTIONS. Watch your ACTIONS; they become HABITS. Watch your HABITS; they become your CHARACTER. Watch your CHARACTER; it becomes your DESTINY.

While a man was polishing his new car, his four year old son picked up a stone and scratched on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realising he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father ... with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it alot of times. Devasted by his own actions ... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written ' I LOVE YOU DAD.'

A woman wakes up during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee infront of him. He apears deep in thought just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eyes and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. Why are you down here at this time of the night?" The husband looks up. "Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were seventeen?" he asks solemly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "yes I do, she replied". The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" Yes, I remember says the wife lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues...Do you remember when he showed a shotgun in my fa...

It is bad enough when a stranger or foe betrays you, but when it is someone you believed to be a close and trusted friend, partner, or spouse, it is especially hurtful. It might feel like you were taken advantage of, deceived, humiliated, despised, cheated, or stabbed in the back. Oftentimes it comes as a surprise. That is why it is so painful. You would not expect to be hurt so badly from someone you thought you could trust. So you are left in disbelief and unbelievable pain. Anyone who has experienced betrayal in a relationship knows how difficult it is to recover from such an experience. The person you thought you could trust and count on is no longer the person you believed them to be. So you wonder what happened. Were you just wrong about them all along or did something change? Maybe your relationship changed and so did their loyalty to you. Maybe something in either or both of your lives has changed and they became insensitive to you. Or, maybe yo...

Eros love (Erotic lov) is based on strong feelings towards another.Usually occurs in the first stages of man-woman relationship. This love is based more on physical traits. Say, a persn says he has "fallen in love" to a woman because "she looked like an angel" or a woman fallen in love for a guy because he is intellegent. The weakness in this type of love is that, it is based more on "self-benefit" of what can benefit you rather than the other person. This is "I love you because it feels good and makes "ME" happy loving you. See? The keyword is the word ME. When that person doesn't feel happy anymore in loving that person, he/she is led to believe that he/she has fallen out of love. Actually there was never true love in the first place. The fact is love by feeling alone cannot be called true love simply because they do not know each other that much yet. Two people feel this strong emotional attraction towards one another though the...

My gentle love 'll bloom in the garden of whose heart? Penetrating his mind through the path of logic. Bridging the gap of understanding to the unknown. He'll come to nestle within the warmth of my soul. Finding a home of comfort and true acceptance. Strength and masculinity, he finds a solid standing, earning my love. The answer to all questions in certain dreams and waking reality God's creation, a work in progress of 24 years. Vision and substance only the Creator could bring to life, Deeper than any ocean. Our love 'll be more vast than the universe. This 'll be a mind, body and soul connection. Words 'll not be able to express such beauty. Love that gives with no expectation. A love that is it's own reward. That's my kind of love.

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is...

One night a girl and her boy were sitting in a car. There was a complete silence, both of them stayed quiet for long, then the boy gave her a chit of paper. Before reading it, the girl told the boy (with embarrassing expression) that she wants to leave him. Then suddenly an overspeeding car collided with their car. The boy died and the girl somehow survived and when she opened the chit (which was in her purse), she dropped tears bcoz the boy had written only one line on it which was "if u leave me i'll die".

A smile leads to a laugh; a laugh leads to a high five; a high five leads to a hug; a hug leads to a kiss; a kiss leads to a makeout; a makeout leads to a feel up; a feel up leads to a finger; a finger leads to a hand; a hand leads to a lick; a lick leads to a suck a; suck leads to a fuck. Sex is like math, u add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution & pray u don't multiply! But Becareful. And this joke is like an STD so spread it.

I am the man rising from the ashes of darkness, The voice of awakening calling from the sheath of blackness, The mind, the soul, the idea, the thought caught up in oneness, The truth, the light, the love, the wisdom of selflessness, 'Darkness is not evil, it is the beauty of nightness'. Man is just tears, sweat and blood I have mused through worlds and worlds of universes, Flashes of injustice, illusions of reality is the order of this existence, A hunter's bow, a hunter's arrow is the emblem of this habitation of sorrows, 'In the holding of the creator, is life and perfection', Man is just tears, sweat and blood. Toiling the evils of day, In sweat he taste honey of its sweetness, Illusioned by religious dogmas, In tears is his prayer to the gods of his beingness, Conned by democracy, politics, In blood is his struggle to survive the life race, Pressing the flesh for opportunities sake, Man is just tears, sweat and blood

A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation. She starts compromising at a very tender age. She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother. Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face. She sacrifices her full youth for her husband & children without complain. Finally her life ends up only by compromising for others happiness. She is that creature of God, who no one can compete. Respect every Girl/Lady in your Life. You will never know what she has sacrificed for you. Share it to every girl to make her smile & every boy to make him realise her worth.

We must win the 2012 elections at all cost. We don’t seem to do well in government that’s a weakness we must work at. However, our unparalleled ability to do vile propaganda is a strength we must utilize to the fullest. That’s our trump card. The strategy for the 2012 elections is simple: It’s not in our interest to campaign on issues. We’ll make the president look more righteous than he really is & demonize Nana Addo. If Nana Addo says “all die be die” as an advocacy for self defense, we’ll say he’s preaching war. He’s a warmonger. If he says Ghana’s economy can be transformed within 10 years, we’ll tell Ghanaians he says he needs 10 years to change Ghana. If he uses the word “DECIBEL” we’ll hear it as “JEZEBEL” & hang him for it. We’ll change anything good that he says to bad so that he’ll look unpopular & bad in the eyes of Ghanaians. Of course! If we can’t get to where he is, we MUST bring him down to where we are.

“‘All die be die’ is an instantaneously courageous revolt against bullies by perceived weaklings who may have gotten to their wits end as a result of having suffered perennial bullying at the hands of bullies. I think that should be a normal human practice. We can’t allow any one person to hold us eternally hostage when that person doesn’t even have our welfare at heart. They must be made to know their limit. It is important that Ghanaians clearly understand what the slogan ‘all die be die’ means” Mr. J. A Kufuor

By Prof. Kwesi Yanka (Excepts) “Let me dare say that the current state of rhetoric in the public sphere is a cause for alarm. Regardless of the real intents of the prevailing party slogans, I dare say the establishment of a "heroes fund" by one party and the adoption of an "all die be die" slogan by another, are all bad news for peace and democracy. They are liable to interpretation as institutional preparation for lawlessness, hooliganism and civil strife in election 2012. Indirectly however, they both constitute an indictment on a partisan state security that cannot even-handedly discharge their constitutional obligation of protecting life in a State that appears to lack a reliable mechanism for non-partisan celebration of national heroes leaving this to the capricious designs of individual parties”. “Let the presidency, let the Council of State, the national House of Chiefs, the various religious bodies and civil society groups not sit aloof and supervise the...

Misbehaving Ignoring Lying Breaking promises Doubting ...heart is de greatest cheater in the world it make the million of different excuses to stay in touch with the person u love. ...when u truly care for someone their mistakes never changes our feeling bcoz it is the mind that get angry but the heart still care

He who cherishes a beautiful vision, a lofty ideal in his heart, will one day realize it. ¤James Allen

His wishes and prayers are only gratified and answered when they harmonize with his thoughts and actions. ¤James Allen

Until thought is linked with purpose there is no intelligent accomplishment. ¤James Allen

Not having commenced to manfully control his thoughts, he is not in a position to control affairs and to adopt serious responsibilities. ¤James Allen

The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. ¤James Allen

Into your hands will be placed the exact results of your own thoughts; you will receive that which you earn; no more, no less. James Allen

The honest man reaps the good results of his honest thoughts and acts; he also brings upon himself the sufferings, which his vices produce. ¤James Allen

How few people we meet in life who are well balanced, who have that exquisite poise which is characteristic of the finished character. ¤James Allen

Whatever your present environment may be, you will fall, remain, or rise with your thoughts, your vision, your ideal. ¤James Allen

The oak sleeps in the acorn; the bird waits in the egg; and in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs. ¤J. Allen

Superficiality is the curse of ourage. The doctrine of instant satisfaction is a primary spiritual problem. The desperate need today is not for a greater number of intelligent people, or gifted people, but for deep people. ¤Richard J. Foster

A religious man is a person who holds God and man in one thought at one time, at all times, who suffers harm done to others, whose greatest passion is compassion, whose greatest strength is love and defiance of despair. ¤Abraham Joshua Heschel

In questions of science the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual. I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. ¤Galileo Galilei

After a long illness, And a cure was not to be, God saw you getting tired, So He wrapped his arms around you, And whispered, "Come to me." With tearful eyes We watched you And saw you pass away And although we love you dearly We could not make you stay. A Golden heart stopped beating When He gave you rest. God's garden must be beautiful, He only takes the best. We thank God for you For your love and And care

"If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes." ~ Andrew Carnegie

"If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes." ~ Andrew Carnegie

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." ~ Leo Tolstoy

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." ~ Leo Tolstoy

"Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong." ~ Peter T. McIntyre

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." ~ Helen Keller

I can't really act the way I want to act, or say what I want to say all the time. And a lot of times, I cover that up with a smile.

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. -Mahatma Gandhi

"Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you." ~ Thomas Jefferson

"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." ~ J. K. Rowling

"I have as much authority as the pope, I just don't have as many people that believe it." ~ George Carlin

"The most beautiful make- up of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy." ~Yves Saint Laurent

"Many people become confused and can not answer what kind of success they want." ~ A.C. Huang

"Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another." ~ Walter Elliott

Never say I LOVE YOU If u don't really CARE Never talk about FEELING If they aren't really THERE Never HOLD MY HANDS If u're going to break MY HEART Never say u're going to STAY If u don't intend to START Never look in to MY EYES If all u do is LIE Never say HELLO If u really mean GOOD BYE If u really mean FOREVER then U'll TRY Never SAY Never CAUSE Never make me CRY I will always love you

Good attitude Respecting Entertaining Helping Trusting Forgiving mistakes ...Someone sits and wonders How we got here? How can we love someone so much? I never imagined that I would fall in love with Someone Who I never expected to meet Some call it " LUCK " I call it " FATE " ...Loving someone is not away About fairytales and fantasies It is all about TRUTH and REALITIES

"And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all." - Socrates

"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die. ¤Ruby Wax

"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song." - Chinese Proverb

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true. W. Churchill

When a blind man is happy he gives money to his child to buy kerosene for his lamp - African Proverb

"A Father is a mirror by which his son dresses himself" - African Proverb.

When a king reigns, it is thanks to the people; when a river sings, it is thanks to the stones. ~African proverb

"To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail." ~ Abraham Maslow

"I trust you" is a better compliment than "I love you" bcs you may not trust the ones you love, but you can always love the one you trust.