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New Vice Chancellor takes over UDS administration

By AlatiphA - October 04, 2015

Professor Gabriel Ayum Teye, the new Vice Chancellor (VC) of the University for Development Students (UDS) has taken over the administration of the university from Professor Haruna Yakubu for a five-year term. Professor Haruna Yakubu, the former Vice Chancellor, speaking to deans, heads of department and some council members at the Dungu campus of the university during the handing over ceremony, advised Professor Teye to operate an open door administration for success. He said he had learnt a lot from the UDS over the five-year period that he worked as the vice chancellor saying, “I must admit and confess that I did not know much about UDS when I took over because UDS was perceived as a university only for the people of the north”. He said it was when he had the opportunity to serve that he realized that UDS had what the other universities in Ghana did not have and mentioned its trimester programme as one of the best in the country. Professor Yakubu also said the UDS intern...

Fans "Attack" Ahuofe Patri For Posing With An “Erected” Guy Half Naked

By AlatiphA - October 21, 2014

Posing in a picture with a bikini as a celebrity is well accepted worldwide. But some are yet to admit such culture in Ghana in this 21 century. Even though many would want to see most popular Ghanaian female artists in bikinis, they always find it abnormal and boorish to see those pictures on social media. Fans of these popular persons on social media have always criticized semi-nude pictures of their so-called celebs to the extent of calling them unhealthy names, but to be famous, you must have that thick skin to absorb the insults. Ahuofe Patricia, who is gradually becoming a household name in the entertainment industry for her outstanding role in a comic series “Boys Kasa” is now facing the ire of her fans on social media, specifically Facebook for posing in what many described as a tempting picture. Clad in a black bikini exposing little flesh, thus, the ass, with a well-built abdominal muscle guy in red shorts, Ahuofe Patri as affectionately called in the comic ser...

Has honey got legs?

By AlatiphA - November 19, 2011

One day a teacher was teaching in the class and one pupil asked the teacher, "Does honey have legs?" "Why are you asking that kind of question ?" the teacher asked. Then pupil said, "I always hear my dad in the bedroom as he says, 'Honey open your legs'. Ha ha ha. Lol.

Drunkard! Two boys were arguing about drunkards.

By AlatiphA - September 15, 2011

Two boys were arguing about drunkards. One boy said, when you get drunk you see people two, two. The other also said, you see people four, four, instead of two, two. To clarify themselves, they approached a drunkard and asked him how many people does he see when he's drunk? For the drunkard to answer, he asked them one question. Is this why forty (40) of you came to ask this question?

Acronyms or Words boys like which piss girls.

By AlatiphA - July 28, 2011

1. BREAST= Boys Really Enjoy All Sizes Though. 2. Are u beautiful or UGLY = U Gotta Love Yourself 3. Are u SINGLE = Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier. 4. But to girls been SINGLE = Sex Is Now Gone, Let's Eat. 5. She's vulnerable let me be her PLAYBOY = Perfect Liar And Young Bastard On You. 6. Instead of been a FATHER = Faithful And Trustworthy, Honoring Every Responsibility. 7. Boys love de weekends & hate M.T.W.T.F. ie Mon-Friday = Made To Wait Till Friday. 8. For boys to make LOVE = Lie On Vagina Everyday.