Drunkard! Two boys were arguing about drunkards.

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Two boys were arguing about drunkards. One boy said, when you get drunk you see people two, two.

The other also said, you see people four, four, instead of two, two.

To clarify themselves, they approached a drunkard and asked him how many people does he see when he's drunk?

For the drunkard to answer, he asked them one question. Is this why forty (40) of you came to ask this question?

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