Call Center? Lol!

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Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have make love, they will call it a 'PHONE CALL' so that the kids will not decode.

One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that he want to make a phone call. Mother replies: Tell your father that the Network reception is bad today.

Husband: Tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, i will go to the 'Public Phone'. Wife sent back, tell your father that if he dares go to a Public Phone, then I will open a '' Call Center'' at home... hehehe Lol.

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