Sexual intercourse Consent Form

In the light of KKD's misadventure, boys design this form to be signed before action:

SEXUAL INTERCOURSE CONSENT FORM

This certifies that, I ____________________the undersigned female (hereafter referred to as the "screwee") about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _______________ (hereafter referred to as the "screwer"):

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic substance(s).

3. THAT the aforementioned screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not, and I do not care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive the full satisfaction, which I expect, declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation as soon as time permits.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that:

    10.1. I fall pregnant

    10.2. I contract a sexual disease

    10.3. I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS _______  DAY OF  (MONTH)_________  (YEAR) _________ AT _________

Date of birth : ___________________

Signature of screwee : __________________  Date of conduct : __________________