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NANA ALL THE WAY!

This is my beloved wife. So long us you're in my house you've to love and respect her. She may be all things son, but remember she brought you to this world, we call Ghanaian politics. She took care of all your political needs all these years not without incident. What cause do you've to disrespect her now. FJJR

I'M LOVED...

I'm loved by some, hated by many, envied by most yet wanted by plenty.

KIDDING!

To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; to be like me, damn, you must be kidding.

CHECK UP!

You tell me why? I just had a check up today. I tested positive for sexy. I'm allergic to haters. My blood type is B(Ballin). I've a virus called TMSFMOG (Too Much Sex For My Own Good). Bcareful, when u see me cos I'm highly contagious.

A FOOL LOOKS...

A fool looks for dung where the cow never browsed. ¤African proverb

IT'S BETTER...

It's better to fall from a tree and a break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. ¤African proverb

IF HUNTERS...

If hunters can shoot without aiming, birds will also fly without perching. ¤African proverb

REMEMBER GAL!

When you taste honey, remember gall. ¤African proverb

WHEN DEEDS SPEAK...

When deeds speak, words are nothing. ¤African proverb

KNOWLEDGE!

Knowledge is like de garden. If it's not cultivated, it can't be harvested. ¤African proverb

UNTIL THE LIONS...

“Until the lions have their own historians, the story of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.”- African proverb

A STUMBLE!

A stumble may prevent a fall. English proverb

THE VENOM...

The venom is in the tail.- Italian Proverb

VISION WITHOUT...

Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare. ¤Japanese Proverb

NO MATTER...

No matter how high a bird can fly, its funeral will be done on the land. African proverb

THE SUN...

The sun is always aware of an approaching flood. ¤African proverbs

PREGNANT GOAT!

When you see a pregnant goat in the market, then you should know there's a pregnant problem at home. ¤African proverb

WHAT AN ELDER...

What an elder will see when standing on the ground, a child will not see even when he/she climbs a tree. ¤Dagbani proverb

A CROWN!

A crown is no cure for a headache. ¤African proverb

WHEN IT!

'Di yi ti poogi, din nyoni' meaning 'when it gets rotten, it will smell' ¤Dagbani proverb

TRAVEL FOR LOVE!

Who travels for love, finds a thousand miles not longer than one. ¤Japan proverb

GOOD TEACHER!

One good teacher outweighs a ton of books. ¤Chinese proverb

FORCE OF THE WIND!

Every tree feels the force of the wind. ¤Afghan proverb

BLIND MAN!

If a blind man says he will throw a stone at you, he probably has his foot on one. ¤Ghana proverb

TRUST!

"Trust, but check" ¤Russian proverb

IF YOU TURN...

If you turn your mouth into a knife, it will cut off your lips. ¤African proverb

WORRY OF WO/MEN!

Women always worry about the things men FORGET. Men always worry about the things women REMEMBER¤

WIFE'S NEW!

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is¤

PIMPLES!

My friend had a lot of pimples. One day he fell asleep in a library. He woke up and found a blind man reading his face¤

WOMEN WITH PAPT...

Women with PASTS, interest men, bcos men hope that HISTORY will repeat itself.

FUNNY LIFE CYCLE!

A funny life cycle: COCKROACH is afraid of RAT, RAT of CAT; CAT of DOG; DOG of MAN; MAN of his WIFE n WIFE of COCKROACH.

SECRETE TO DOING ...

I'm never content with what I do. I live in a sort of permanent dissatisfaction. I think that's the secret to doing things well.

FACE BOOK!

Life is like FACEBOOK. People will LIKE and COMMENT on your problems, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy UPDATING their own¤

TIME'S ETERNITY!

Time's slow for those who wait; swift for those who fear; long for those who grieve; short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time's eternity¤

TRUE BEAUTY!

Beauty isn't about looks or make up. True beauty comes from being yourself. The more you show who you really are, the prettier you become¤

FRIENDSHIP

You'll always be my friend, beyond WORD , beyond TIME and beyond DISTANCE. Thank you for your FRIENDSHIP¤

FORGIVENESS

It seems in todays world, the power to absolve debt is greater than the power of forgiveness.

LOVE IN VAIN!

A mighty pain to love. It's a pain, that pain to miss, but of all the pains, the greatest is to love, but love in vain.

LOVE BURRIERS!

Your task is not to seek for love, but to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you've built against it.

LOVE CEASES TO LIVE...

Neither love nor fire can subsist without perpetual motion; both cease to live so soon as they cease to hope, or to fear.

SCARFACE!

SCARFACE! What does it take by a man, M to convince a woman, W? Read: M: You like kids. W: Kids. M: Kids, you know kids, little kids. W: Sure, why not? As long as there is a nurse. M: Good, cause I like kids too. I like them boys, girls. Don't matter to me... Come here. Come on, come on. Sit here. I want to talk to you. Sit down. I'm not gonna bite you. This man is so desperate: M: O.K, here is the story. I come from the gutter. I know that. I got no education, but that's o.k. I know the street and I'm making all the right connections. With the right woman, there is no stopping me. I could go right to the top. Anyway, what I got to tell you is this: I like you. I like you the first time I laid eyes on you. I say, 'she is a tiger'. She belongs to me. Anyway, I want to marry you. I want you to be the mother of my children. W: Me, marry you? M: That's right. Just think about it. I want you to really think about it. O.k. I go now. Take care.

UNFORGETABLE LOVE!

First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable, and first heartbreaks are unforgetable¤

FALLING IN LOVE!

You can fall in love many times with many different people. However, I don’t think that you can fall in love the same way twice¤

POWER OF LOVE!

I believe in de compelling power of love. I don't understand it.

UNSTABLE LOVE!

Without respect, love's lost. Without caring, love's boring. Without honesty, love's unhappy. Without trust, love's unstable.

YOUR WEAKNESS

It's quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in us & the one that make us feel stronger are actually your weakness.

LET GO!

At times one will have to let go what you cherish and if it comes back to you then it's yours, and if it does not come back, then it's not meant to be'.

CRUEL WORLD OF LOVE!

In the cruel world of love, I've learned that promises aren't contracts, kisses aren't assurances, sweet words aren't guarantees.

UNFORGETABLE LOVE!

First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable, and first heartbreaks are unforgetable¤

FALLING IN LOVE!

You can fall in love many times with many different people. However, I don’t think that you can fall in love the same way twice¤

LOVE LOST!

Without respect, love's lost. Without caring, love's boring. Without honesty, love's unhappy. Without trust, love's unstable.

POWER OF LOVE!

I believe in th compelling power of love. I don't understand it.

BEST IN YOU!

It's quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you & the one that makes you feel stronger is actually your weakness.

NOT MEANT TO BE!

At times one will have to let go what u cherish and if it comes back to u then it's yours, and if it does not come back, then it's not meant to be'.

CRUEL WORLD OF LOVE!

In the cruel world of love, I've learned that promises aren't contracts, kisses aren't assurances, sweet words aren't guarantees.

BE ADVICED!

BE ADVICED! The most poisonous 3-letter word, EGO. Kill it; The most used 4-letter word, LOVE. Value it; The most pleasing 5-letter word, SMILE. Keep it; The fastest 6-letter word, RUMOUR. Ignore it; The hardest-working 7-letter word, SUCCESS. Achieve it; The most enviable 8-letter word, JEALOUSY. Distance it; The most powerful 9-letterword, KNOWLEDGE. Have it; The most essential 10-letter word, CONFIDENCE. Show it.

DO MORE!

Do more than belong, participate; do more than care, help; do more than believe, practice; do more than be fair, be kind; do more than forgive, forget; do more than dream, work.

LEARN FROM MISTAKES!

A true meaningful life isn't that everything's perfect, but it is from the mistakes you made and what you learn from them grow stronger.

WHEN YOU STOP...

Life stops, when you stop dreaming; hope ends, when you stop believing; love ends, when you stop caring; friendship ends, when you stop sharing.

WISE COUNCIL!

Don't follow any advice, no matter how much good, until u feel as deeply in your spirit as u think in your mind that the council is wise.

SHOW MERCY...

Show mercy to the weak & you will be HAPPY; give to the needy & you will be WELL; do not bear grudges & you will be HEALTHY.

SAY THE RIGHT THING!

Remember not only to say the right things in the right places but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong things at the tempting moment.

PRINCIPLES CAN BE SACRIFICED!

You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that, it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

ADVICE'S WHAT WE ASK FOR...

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

TRAGEDIES OF LIFE!

Understand that, the tragedies of your life one day, have the potential to be comic stories the next.

HER!

Protect her, love her, kiss her, hug her, hold her, smile with her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall if u don't plan to catch her¤

PERSON YOU LOVE!

Never leave the person you Love for the person you Like, because the person you Like will leave you for the person they love¤

SEXY LIPS!

"Never tell your woman shut up just tell her that her lips are sexy when it's close."¤

DETERMINATION OF A MIRROR!

Have the determination of a mirror. It never loses its ability to reflect, even if it is broken into thousands of pieces¤

VALUE OF FRIENDSHIP!

If you haven't learned the value of friendship, You haven't really learned anything at all. ¤Muhammad Ali

LEARN TO GROW STRONGER!

A true meaningful life isn't that everything's perfect, but it is from the mistakes you made and what you learn from them grow stronger¤

YOU CAN FLY!

Falling in love is like jumping off a skyscraper; your head says, "you idiot, you're gonna die". But your heart says: "don't worry you can fly¤

A MAN TRUELY LOVES' YOU, IF...

A man truly loves you if missing you is his HOBBY, caring for you is his JOB, making you happy is his DUTY, and loving you is his LIFE¤

SECOND CHOICE!

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second, bcos if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second¤

YOU'RE NOT MY LIFE,...

You're not my life, but you're the one I want to spend it with. You're not my world, but you're the best thing in it¤

TIME'S SLOW...

Time's slow those who wait; swift for those who fear; long for those who grieve; short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time's eternity¤

De RAREST!

Ooh! U've obtained my eyes now have my mouth too. U're a creature shd u begin a SECT, will quench de zeal of all prophets n make a proselyte of who u're. Fellow women will love u cos u worth more than any man. Men, she's de rarest of all women.

I AM NOT LYING!

I’m a male. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, I'm not lying¤

THE'RE TWO THINGS INVOLVE!

THE'RE TWO THINGS INVOLVE! In de life we live, the're two things involve Either a man or woman If a woman, u're safe. If a man The're two things involve Either a civilian or military If civilian, u're safe. If a military The're two things involve Either in office or at war front If in office, u're safe. If at war front The're two things involve Either kill or b killed If u kill, u're safe. If killed The're two things involve Either buried or used as manure If buried, u're safe. If used as manure The're two things involve Either to grow flowers or trees If flowers, u're safe. If trees The're two things involve Either 4 furniture or paper(tissue) If furniture, u're safe. If paper The're two things involve Either used by man or woman If man, u're safe. If woman The're two things involve Either she uses u at de back or front If back, u're safe. If front The're two things in

LOVE!

LOVE! Things base and vile Hold no quantity Love can transpose to Form and dignity Love looks not with the eyes But with the mind And therefore, is soniged cupid Painted blind Nor has love's mind of any Judgement taste Wings and no eyes Figure unheedy haste, and Therefore, is love said To be a child because in Choice it is so oft beguiled

I'M IN LOVE!

I'M IN LOVE! I'm in love Yes I'm in love I'm in deep love with u And de death of my love is bottomless I'm in love with u your whole life is surrounded with love U are so caring and understanding Ur courtesy and generousity Ur gentleness and diligent Ur patients and prudence Ur self respect and self discipline. Have made me de cynosure of all eyes and de envy of all men Yes, I'm in love I'm in love Yes, I'm in love with u who has completely transformed my life It's for u that I live U mean so much to me U are de source of my happiness and pride Oh! How I wish I could steal ur love to love u Yes u are de one and only one with whom I'm madly in love Indeed loving u is de greatest thing that has ever happened to me Yes, I'm in loveI'M IN LOVE! I'm in love Yes I'm in love I'm in deep love with u And de death of my love is bottomless I'm in love with u your whole life is surrounded with love U are

WHAT'S LOVE?

WHAT'S LOVE? Love is patient Love is kind Love is caring Love is sharing What's love? Love is not envious Love is not proud Love is not rude Love is not easily angered What's love Love keeps no wrongs Love does not delight in evil Love rejoice with the truth Love does not discriminate What's love? Love always protects Love always trusts Love always hopes Love always perseveres

IT'S VALENTINE DAY!

IT'S VALENTINE DAY! It's valentine day And it it's really quite silly My feelings are switching Around willy-nilly I'm happy, so happy Then I'm feeling sad, so sad I'm joyful, I'm gloomy Oh! this is bad My body is clammy Then I'm in deep sweet Sometimes I'm giddy Sometimes I fret I'm looking for comfort food, Often I think I could Jump of de bridge For what reason It's valentine day And am so in love It's valentine day

MY LOVE!

MY LOVE! My love, Spontaneous is my LOVE for u As pretty as u're My soul seeks a figure like u The gist of my dreams u're, For years if I hadn't married u I would still think and dream of u. My love, When I first saw u, I asked de Lord to protect Me from your charms but He rather encouraged me to approach u If re-incarnation is anytin to go by, I believed we were lovers In de previous life b4. My love, If beauty shd be judge Solely by total external projections, Then u'll stand head and Shoulder above all others. You possess all de qualities of a female specimen. Stature, strength, a well proportioned body, Intelligence, n a commanding personality Reflecting an inward drive. My love, What are thousand scores of queens and Millions of concubines about them pass u. U're beyond compared. None so gentle, so pure n so pretty like u're. Many were none that saw u yet called u blessed. Your coming shews like de dawn of de day. No moon

MERCILESS!

MERCILESS! I love a merceless lady Nice at heart, my lady Often my lady keep me greeting With pocket full of feelings Receive I, de gift of pain Doesn't my lady care it does rain I go nuts, I go cray I love a merciless lady Name of my lady comes when am praying Be it evening or day Cleverly she steals my heart, Love, kisses and throws in dirt I feel sad, I feel half This all make my lady laugh Heart broken, smashed stupid, teddy

MY MOTHER!

My mother will for the love of us Do things ordinary beings will not do Things that are seen as a bother She has them done without a fuss Always making sure there's ample food for us all Hiding her countless worries for us Swallowing her anger when her pride's bruised Forgiving us when we hurt her feelings My mothers' hand are cool and fair They can do anything Delicate mercies hide them there Like flowers in the spring When I was small and could't sleep She used to come to me And with my cheeks upon her hand How sure my rest will be For everything she ever touched Of beautiful or fine Their memories living in her hands Will warm that sleep of mine My mother has the prettiest tricks of words Her talks come out as sleek and smooth As breast of singing birds She shapes her speech all silver fine We had not dreamed these things we're so Of sorrow and of mirth Her speech is a thousand eyes Through which we see the earth And I'm rich

PRAYER FOR MOTHERS!

May Allah reward our mothers, cover their faults and cause their husbands, brothers and sons to appreciate them because they're the goodly trees that bear the goodly fruits. If a man had to get pregnant and give birth, he'll die.

LIFE!

LIFE! Life is an opportunity, benefit from it; Life is a beauty, admire it; Life is a dream, realise it; Life is a challenge, meet it; Life is a duty, complete it; Life is a game, play it; Life is a promise, fulfill it; Life is sorrow, overcome it; Life is a song, sing it; Life is a struggle, accept it; Life is a tragedy, confront it; Life is an adventure, dare it; Life is a luck, make it; Life is life, fight for it.

I HATE LOVE!

I HATE LOVE! Have u ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes u vulnerable It opens your chest and It opens ur heart and It means that someone can get inside u And mess u up I hate love U build up defenses U build up a whole suit of amor So that nothing can hurt u Then one stupid person No different from any other stupid person Wanders into your stupid life I hate love U give them a piece of u They didn't ask for it They did something dumb one day Like kiss u and Smile at u and Then your life isn't yours anymore I hate love Love then takes u hostage It gets inside u It eats u out and Leaves u crying in darkness So simple a phrase like "May be we should be just friends" Turns into a glass splinter Working its way into your heart I hate love It hurts Not just in the imagination Not just in the mind It's a soul-hurt A real get inside u and Rip u apart pain I hate love

DON'T MEAN IT

Men socialize by abusing each other but they don't really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, they don't mean it either¤

ME & U

Did you noticed that Awesome ends with Me and Ugly start U¤

HOMEWORK

I really wish you were my HOMEWORK. I would have thrown you on the table and do you all night¤

YAHOO OR GOOGLE

Which one is better? Yahoo or google. Wait let me google it¤

Bikinis

ROMANTIC

Romantic lines said by me to my girlfriend: I'm lost in your love, you also get lost¤

O AFRICA!

O AFRICA! O Africa You bleeding mammoth of mother You tale of tears, of forlorn Your love is ebbless and silent as river Your smile as homely as spring, as morn You cry for us when we're in far land shivers You sing to us when we're in your arm suffer You pamper us when we're tired and torn O Africa Your carcass for every alien scavenger Your opened wound to every Jabir and John and Jet How obvious you're to your saracean slaves What a merciful saint you're What a porn to every megalomanic And messianic vulture After years of wine and winter After lifeless, loveless, long night of lorn After decades of the eternal deaths encounter Do I see or do I dream of the First sight of dawn Oh no, don't you wake me up brother No, not to the same howl and horn Not to the same wolves prayer As the new country's lonely love lorn

DE PARADOX OF OUR TIME!

DE PARADOX OF OUR TIME! De paradox of our time: we've bigger houses but smaller families; more conveniences but less time; more degrees but less sense More knowledge but less judgement; more expects but more problems; more medicine but less wellness We've multiplied our possessions but reduce our values; we hate too often but love seldom We've learned how to make a living but not life; we've aged years to life but not life to years We've conquered outer space but not inner space; we've done longer things but not better things We've cleaned up de air but polluted de soul; we've split de atom but not our prejudice We write more but learn less; we plan more but accomplished less; we've learnt to crush but not to wait We've higher incomes but lower morals; more food but less appeasement We've built more computers to hold more information but less communication We spend more but have less; buy more but enjoy it less; more leisu

BE MY LOVE!

BE MY LOVE! Say that u're mind and We'll be for all times Let our heart entwine All of your allures Told me I'm yours As long as love endures Tell me that u care I'll always be there With everlasting to share Your personality Is perfect just for me I love u, don't u see Share with me your heart Give our love a start We'll never part When u dream at night With your eyes shut tight Let me be your light When I think of u I hope u're thinking too About my love so true In de east or west U know I love u best So give up all de rest No matter what de season It is u I should be pleasing I love u is de reason

SORRY

SORRY! I love u I never loved like this b4 Yes, I ran, becos I would have been hurt I now know, I shdn't have ran And leave u there Believe me, it wasn't in my Wildest imagination to to do that You may hate me now Please, I'm on bend knee Forgive me It won't happen again I'm really sorry Do forgive me To err is human But to forgive me Is to save a wondering soul Otherwise, if I die And see God, I'll ask Him What I did wrong To fallen in love I'm really sorry

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I wish u something Just can't remember Don't be upset, you're my friend It was clearly, on my mind With so many thoughts It's hard to find May be its simply not that essential Please loose that frown U've so much potential On second thought It might be becoming back to me Yea, God gave de world a gift When u were born It's your birthday again It's true, there's no denying Another year has come and gone Instead of counting candles Or tallying de years Contemplate your blessings now As your birthday is today Think about de memories Passing years can never mar Experiences, great and small That have made u who u're Another year is a happy gift So cut your cake and say Instead of counting birthdays I count blessings

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