THE'RE TWO THINGS INVOLVE!

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THE'RE TWO THINGS INVOLVE!

In de life we live, the're two things involve
Either a man or woman
If a woman, u're safe. If a man

The're two things involve
Either a civilian or military
If civilian, u're safe. If a military

The're two things involve
Either in office or at war front
If in office, u're safe. If at war front

The're two things involve
Either kill or b killed
If u kill, u're safe. If killed

The're two things involve
Either buried or used as manure
If buried, u're safe. If used as manure

The're two things involve
Either to grow flowers or trees
If flowers, u're safe. If trees

The're two things involve
Either 4 furniture or paper(tissue)
If furniture, u're safe. If paper

The're two things involve
Either used by man or woman
If man, u're safe. If woman

The're two things involve
Either she uses u at de back or front
If back, u're safe. If front

The're two things involve
Either u contract GONO or HIV
If gono, u're safe. If HIV

The's one thing involve
U'll DIE

c B. Mouth

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