Fifty Pesewas Per Plate!

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An old Ga lady is in an elevator at the Bank of Ghana, going to visit the governor.

A beautiful white Lady gets in smelling of expensive perfume. The white lady turned to the Old lady and said arrogantly, "Giorgio Armani, Milan, $1200 per bottle.

The old lady said nothing.

Another beautiful woman also smelling expensive, enters the elevator, turns and looks down her flat nose at the Ga Lady and said "Channel No.5, Paris, $2000 per bottle".

The elevator is now filled with the aroma of the magnificient scents of combined perfumes.

One floor later, as the old woman approaches her destination, she quietly eases out a long silent burst of flatulence, which quickly overpowers the combined expensive perfumes and leaves the two young ladies holding their noses.

As she steps out of the elevator, the old lady turns and says "Gari and beans", Chorkor, 50 pesewas per plate".

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