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Love letter from an accountant!

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By AlatiphA - January 15, 2013

Dearest,

In the Journal of my heart, I have written a Journal Entry, Debiting my love & crediting my affection. Now partners, I write this Narration.

Your beauty is the Capital of our business, and your eyes are Stock in trade, now let us enter into a Transaction, Without providing Depreciation.

Your first love I have already indicated On the Ledger Folio column, Anyway, our relations are based on Double Entry System. Our love is Real & Tangible proposals, Which can be realized, Interest on the same, Can be capitalized.

Partner, you are like a Contra Entry, You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side, Both at the same time, And so my partner now , let us Rectify, All our errors & total the Trial Balance, Of our affairs & emotions, Without maintaining any Suspense
Account.

And any difference in the Trial Balance, And In the Balance Sheet of our life. Our children will be Assets & Liabilities, If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors? If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?

But if we have a boy & a girl, Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically, a balance Sheet and the Auditor will certify thus, "THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW".

Your dying Accountant in love,

AKPORS DEENJAT

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