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Mr. Azu and his friend Oko, were arguing about their sons. Mr. Azu argued that his son was more stupid than Oko's son. Oko however disagreed so, they decided to put their sons to test.

Mr. Azu called his son and asked that he buys him a box of matches from the market. The boy left without even asking for money. Mr. Azu said, "yousee how stupid he is, he didn't even ask for money". Oko retorted, "is this what you call foolishness?, just wait and see."

Oko calls his son and said to him, "Go home and check if I am in the house." Oko's son took to his heels and came back panting: "Papa, you no dey house. Mama say you dey your friend place."

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