A politician and a little girl in a conversation!
A politician was seated next to a little girl on a flight. The politician turned to her and said, ’Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. ‘
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked, ‘What would you like to talk about?’ ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the politician. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he grins. ‘OK,’ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’
The politician surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.‘ To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know poop?
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked, ‘What would you like to talk about?’ ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the politician. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he grins. ‘OK,’ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’
The politician surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.‘ To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know poop?
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