Father in law and son in law in a conversation!

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A man went to meet his fatherin law to be & was chewing gum.The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice…

Father In Law :- Young man, U're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and u're chewing gum.That's a sign of disrespect!

Man :- Sir, I only chew gum when i drink or smoke.

Father In Law:- U mean u drink & smoke and u're here to seekmy daughter's hand in marriage?

Man :- Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club.

Father In Law :- U club too?

Man :- I'm sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison.

Father In Law :- U've also been in prison before? Omg!

Man :- Sorry sir, I went to jail when i killed somebody.

Father In Law :- What!!! U're a killer???

Man :- Sir, It happened out of anger. It was certain man that didn't allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him.

Father In Law :- U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U're absolutely the right man for my daughter.

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