Aaaah Pastor I can't, I am ashamed to confess!

A man went to his pastor, knelt down and began confessing tearfully:

Pastor, I have sinned.

Pastor : My son, what did you do, just confess what exactly you did? God Almighty will forgive you.

Man: (sobbing), Pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members

Pastor : can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them? You see, for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them, so that we can also pray for them. Man...: Aaaah Pastor I can't, I am ashamed.

Pastor; Okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone you have slept with comes out, just say 'pau'. If it is once you slept with her - the Number of times you say 'pau' will indicate the Number of times you slept with that particular person.

And so they went to the church entrance. Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks.

Man: Pau. Pau

Pastor: The Lord forgive you.

Deacon’s wife passes carrying bible.

Man: Pau

Pastor :May the Lord forgive you.

A choir member passes singing.

Man: Pau pau pau pau pau pau

Pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.

Lo and behold…Pastor’s wife passes by and Man goes off like a machine gun.

Man: Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau

Pastor: God punish you. God would never forgive you!!