What is politics?
A little boy ask his dad, what is politics?
Dady says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way, I'm de bread winner of this family, so let's call me CAPITALISM. Your mom, she's de administrator of my money, so we'll call her de GOVERNMENT. We're here to take care of your needs, so let's call you de PEOPLE. The nanny, we'll consider her de WORKING CLASS. And your baby brother, we'll call him FUTURE. Now think about that and see if it makes sense".
So de boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad told him. Later, he heard his little brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that de baby had soiled his diaper.
So he goes to his parents room and finds his mother asleep and father missing. Not wanting to wake his mother up, he goes to de nanny's room. Finding de door locked, he peeks in de keyhole and saw his father in bed with de nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
De next morning, de boy told his dady, "Dad, I think I understand de concept of politics now". His Dady said, "good son, tell me".
De little boy said, "well, while CAPITALISM is screwing de WORKING CLASS, de GOVERNMENT is sound as sleep, de PEOPLE are been ignored and de FUTURE is in shit".
Dady says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way, I'm de bread winner of this family, so let's call me CAPITALISM. Your mom, she's de administrator of my money, so we'll call her de GOVERNMENT. We're here to take care of your needs, so let's call you de PEOPLE. The nanny, we'll consider her de WORKING CLASS. And your baby brother, we'll call him FUTURE. Now think about that and see if it makes sense".
So de boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad told him. Later, he heard his little brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that de baby had soiled his diaper.
So he goes to his parents room and finds his mother asleep and father missing. Not wanting to wake his mother up, he goes to de nanny's room. Finding de door locked, he peeks in de keyhole and saw his father in bed with de nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
De next morning, de boy told his dady, "Dad, I think I understand de concept of politics now". His Dady said, "good son, tell me".
De little boy said, "well, while CAPITALISM is screwing de WORKING CLASS, de GOVERNMENT is sound as sleep, de PEOPLE are been ignored and de FUTURE is in shit".
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