I don't have one!

A man in court accuse of killing his wife and kid.

Judge said, "on de third August you're accused of killing your wife with a hammer, how do you plead?"

"Guilty", said de man in de dock.

At this point a man at de back of de court stood up and shouted, "you dirty rat"

De judge asked de man to sit down and refrain from making noise.

De judge continued, " ...and that also in september you're accused of killing your son too with a hammer, how do you plead that one too".

"Guilty", de man at de dock said.

Again, de man at de back stood up and shouted even louder, "you dirty rotten stinking rat"

At this point, de judge called de man to de bench and said, "I've already asked you to be quite. If you continue with these outbursts, I'll have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you, to this man?"

De man replied, "he is my next door neighbour".

De judge replied, "I can understand your feelings then, but you must refrain from any comment".

De man replied, NO! Your honour, you don't understand. Twice I asked this man if I could borrow a hammer from him, and BOTH TIMES he said, "I don't have one"