Happy Birthday Boss!

A man turned 40 and expecting that his family and friends will remember his birthday and possibly have little presents for him.

As it turned out his wife barely said good morning to him let alone wish him happy birthday but de kids, they'll remember he said. His kids came trampling down de stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast and never said anything.

So when he made it out of de house and started for work, he felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As he walked into his office, his secretary said, "good morning boss and by de way happy birthday". He felt a bit better.

At noon his secretary said, " you know it is such a beautiful day and your birthday too, let's go out for lunch, just you and me". He said thanks and went out with his secretary.

She took him to a quite bistro with a private table. They drunk together and he enjoyed a tremendous meal.

On their way back to de office, she said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day we don't have to go back to de office, do we"? He replied, "I supposed not. What do you've in mind"? She said, "let's go to my apartment, it's just around de corner".

After arriving at her apartment she turned round and said, "boss if you don't mind am going to step into de bedroom for just a minute. I'll be right back". Ok, he nervously replied.

She went into de bedroom and after a couple of minutes. She came out carrying a big birthday cake...

Followed by his wife, kids, friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday".

And he just sat there...

On de couch...

NAKED.