I knew it, all chinese products don't last long!

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There was Zimbabwean lady who got married to a Chinese man. After ten months in the new marriage she got pregnant and bore a baby girl who died immediately after birth.

The aunt of the lady at the funeral came crying and saying "I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT" So close relatives got curious.

Took the aunt on the side and in a quest to establish what she knew. Then she said loudly, "I KNEW IT, ALL CHINESE PRODUCTS DON'T LAST"

Hahahahaha. Lol!

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