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Before! You say an unkind word, think of someone who can't speak. Before...

By AlatiphA - July 30, 2011

Before you say an unkind word, think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food, think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your spouse, think of somebody who is crying to God for a companion. Before you complain about life, think of somebody who went to heaven early than he expectd. Before you complain about your children, think of people who desires children but are barren. Before you argue about your dirty house that someone didn't clean or sweep think of people living in the streets. Before whining about the distance you drive, think of people who walk the same distance. And when you are tired and complain about your job think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wish they had your job.

For guys! 'It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean'

By AlatiphA - July 30, 2011

Sometimes I feel sorry for guys who're being bombarded with some sexual enhancement product. As a lady, I don't care the size of my man's member. Some men can have surgery which can lead to painful erections, shorter erections, or erectile dysfunction. Some men turn to penis pumps, penis rings and enlargers to temporarily increase the size of their penis. A man who uses the pump for too long, can create too much pressure, which can cause lasting tissue and vascular damage. Likewise, a penis ring will help maintain an erection, but won't make it larger. Finally, know that a research review published in the journal BJU International suggests that penis size matters more to men than to women: When the researchers looked at more than 50 studies spanning the course of 60 years, they found that 85 percent of women were satisfied with their partner's penis size, yet only 55 percent of men felt good about their penises. But take it from me and a lady. The old adage ...

I knew it, all chinese products don't last long!

By AlatiphA - July 29, 2011

There was Zimbabwean lady who got married to a Chinese man. After ten months in the new marriage she got pregnant and bore a baby girl who died immediately after birth. The aunt of the lady at the funeral came crying and saying "I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT" So close relatives got curious. Took the aunt on the side and in a quest to establish what she knew. Then she said loudly, "I KNEW IT, ALL CHINESE PRODUCTS DON'T LAST" Hahahahaha. Lol!

Freedom from love?

By AlatiphA - July 28, 2011

Is there a time when love will remain still in our hearts? Or will it move in constant motion toward an unknown? Is there ever a time when our hearts will accept the love given? And offer more than we have ever known without asking for more? Is there a time, perhaps a crack in the universe where I can hide devoid of all watching eyes? And reaching hands that only take where all pain oozes from my pores? And escapes me where all the tears fall from my eyes onto waiting planets in need of rain? Is there a place in this universe where I belong without want of anything? Is there a spot that I can call my own without needing anyone? Let me crawl into that black hole where everything disappears into oblivion's Grasping fingertips, finally releasing me into freedom. Freedom from love?

Acronyms or Words boys like which piss girls.

By AlatiphA - July 28, 2011

1. BREAST= Boys Really Enjoy All Sizes Though. 2. Are u beautiful or UGLY = U Gotta Love Yourself 3. Are u SINGLE = Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier. 4. But to girls been SINGLE = Sex Is Now Gone, Let's Eat. 5. She's vulnerable let me be her PLAYBOY = Perfect Liar And Young Bastard On You. 6. Instead of been a FATHER = Faithful And Trustworthy, Honoring Every Responsibility. 7. Boys love de weekends & hate M.T.W.T.F. ie Mon-Friday = Made To Wait Till Friday. 8. For boys to make LOVE = Lie On Vagina Everyday.

Food for thoughts! Anger and Love have no limits.

By AlatiphA - July 26, 2011

Anger and Love have no limits; choose LOVE to have a beautiful lovely life ... THINGS are to be USED and PEOPLE are to be LOVED, but the problem in today's world is that, PEOPLE are USED and THINGS are LOVED ... Let's be careful to keep this thought in mind: THINGS are to be USED, but PEOPLE are to be LOVED ... Do you LOVE THINGS more and USE PEOPLE or do you LOVE PEOPLE more and USE THINGS? ... Watch your THOUGHTS; they become WORDS. Watch your WORDS; theybecome ACTIONS. Watch your ACTIONS; they become HABITS. Watch your HABITS; they become your CHARACTER. Watch your CHARACTER; it becomes your DESTINY.

I love you dad!

By AlatiphA - July 26, 2011

While a man was polishing his new car, his four year old son picked up a stone and scratched on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realising he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father ... with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it alot of times. Devasted by his own actions ... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written ' I LOVE YOU DAD.'