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They are all kolomental!

By AlatiphA - January 25, 2013

In Aro, they wanted to test to know the next of the insane men to release. The doctor drew a door on the wall and asked the patients to open and pass through it. All the insane men rushed to the door to open but Akpos. He sat down and watched them, the doctor thinks Akpos' brain is back to normal. Doctor goes to him: Doctor: Akpos, why are u sitting down? Akpos: They are all mad! Doctor, the key to that door is in my pocket.

Akpos wish!

By AlatiphA - January 24, 2013

A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and killed everyone. Upon arrival in heaven, God says "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven. The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to God and says, "I wish to be beautiful." God grants her wish. The next person can’t decide on what to wish for so ends up wishing for the same thing. At this point Akpos at the very back of the line starts to laugh. The next couple of people make their wish to become beautiful and Akpos at the end laughs even louder. One after another the people wish the same thing and the closer God gets to the end of the line, the harder Akpos laughs. When God finally reaches him, he asks, "What is your wish my son?" Akpos says, "Make them all ugly again!

A blind man and the restaurant manu!

By AlatiphA - January 22, 2013

A blind man walks into a little restaurant and sits Down. The owner, walks up to him and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a fork used by a previous customer. I'll smell it and Order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. Ah,yes, that's what I'll have-- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen and tells his wife Gladys, the cook, what just happened. The blind man eats and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. ...

Off to Accra!

By AlatiphA - January 20, 2013

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said the man. ‘I’m going to Accra ‘, said the wife, ‘I just found out I can get ¢100 a night for what I give you for free! ‘The man said, ‘Wait a minute!’, and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. ‘Where the heck are you going?’, said the wife. The man said, ‘I want to see how you’re gonna live on ¢200 a year!’

The trial!

By AlatiphA - January 19, 2013

A Mampurugu man, a Moshie and a Dagomba man were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the three friends that they could live if they pass a trial. The 1st instruction of the trial was that they were to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits. The 2nd instruction will be given when they return with the fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Mampurugu man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples". The King explained the trial to him: "you have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed". The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The Moshie man arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy... 1,2,3,4 ,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed. The Mampuru...

Iron phone!

By AlatiphA - January 19, 2013

Naporo was walking in the street and met Mumuni who asked him what had happened to his ears as both were covered with bandages. He said "I was ironing my shirt when my phone rang. Instead of picking up my phone, I picked up the hot iron so I burnt my ear". Mumuni asked, "So what happened to your other ear?" He said, "That same idiot called again!"

A blonde counsellor!

By AlatiphA - January 19, 2013

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?" "Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the fucking goalie."