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Dream? Can anyone interprete this dream?

A man had a dream and went to a mallam for interpretation. Man: I had a dream and I was on horse and the horse was galloping. Mallam: Hmmm, that is a sign of richness. Man: The horse then started running. Mallam: You will be rich very soon. Man: Then the horse started very running fast. Mallam: Kai, that is a sign of death. Man: I quickly jumped down. Mallam: You will be the most poorest person in the world as it happened that way. Man: I quickly climbed up again. Mallam: Mmm, you will die soon. Man: I jumped down. Climbed up, jumped down, climbed up, and all of a sudden, I woked up. I can not best tell whether I was jumping down or climbing up again? Friends can you guess what this man was eager to get and what he was afraid of?

Three things!

Three things in life that never comes back when gone: ~TIME ~WORDS ~OPPORTUNITY Three things in life that should never be lost: ~PEACE ~HOPE ~HONESTY Three things in life that are most valuable: ~LOVE ~FAITH ~PRAYER Three things that make a person: ~HARDWORK ~SINCERITY ~COMMITMENT Three things that can destroy a person: ~LUST ~PRIDE ~ANGER Three things in life that are constant: ~CHANGE ~DEATH ~GOD

You may not realise it, but it's true!

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don'tlike you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

What is love?

What is love? But an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love? But a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love? But a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love? But a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o’erthrow? What is love? But a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? What is love? But forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life’s brief years? What is love? So I’ll tell it on the mountain tops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow

Has honey got legs?

One day a teacher was teaching in the class and one pupil asked the teacher, "Does honey have legs?" "Why are you asking that kind of question ?" the teacher asked. Then pupil said, "I always hear my dad in the bedroom as he says, 'Honey open your legs'. Ha ha ha. Lol.

Reality can be harsh!

"Reality can be rather harsh. Your days are numbered. It takes constant effort to carve a place for yourself in this ruthlessly competitive world and hold on to it. People can be treacherous. They bring endless battles into your life. Your task is to resist the temptation to wish it were all different; instead you must fearlessly accept these circumstances, even embrace them. By focusing your attention on what is going on around you, you will gain a sharp appreciation for what makes some people advance and others fall behind. By seeing through people's manipulations, you can turn them around. The firmer your grasp on reality, the more power you will have to alter it for your purposes". Robert Green

Turn Shit into Sugar - Opportunism!

Every negative situation contains the possibility for something positive, an opportunity. It is how you look at it that matters. Your lack of resources can be an advantage, forcing you to be more inventive with the little that you have. Losing a battle can allow you to frame yourself as the sympathetic underdog. Do not let fears make you wait for a better moment or become conservative. If there are circumstances you cannot control, make the best of them. It is the ultimate alchemy to transform all such negatives into advantages and power" Robert Green

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