The meanings of MP!

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Officer Eazy:  What is your name?
Akpos:  M.P sir
Officer Eazy: Tell me properly!
Akpos:  Michael Peter sir
Officer Eazy: Your father’s name?
Akpos: M.P sir
Officer Eazy: What does that mean?
Akpos: Moses Peter sir
Officer Eazy: Your native place?
Akpos: M.P sir
Officer Eazy: Is it Makurdi Purum?
Akpos:  No, Minna Port sir
Officer Eazy: What is your qualification?
Akpos:  M.P sir
Officer Eazy: (angry) What is it?!
Akpos:  Metric Pass
Officer Eazy: So why do you need a job?
Akpos:  M.P sir
Officer Eazy: Meaning?
Akpos: Money Problem sir
Officer Eazy: What is your personality?
Akpos:  M.P sir
Officer Eazy: Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?
Akpos: Monocratic Personality
Officer Eazy: I see… I will get back to you.
Akpos: Sir, how’s my M.P?
Officer Eazy: And what’s that again?
Akpos: My performance sir.
Officer Eazy: MP
Akpos: What’s that ?
Officer Eazy: Mental Problem

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