An ancient Moshie Punishment for womanizers!

A young dagomba man was lost wandering in Ouagadougou, when he came upon a  house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Moshie man with a long, grey beard.

"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Moshie tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure.

She was obviously attracted to the young dagomba man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.

Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.

But during the night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion.

He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear.

Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke in the morning with the feel of pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read:

"Moshie Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."

He picked the rock up, walked over to the window and threw the rock out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read:

"Moshie Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end.

Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the rock.

As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read:

"Moshie Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost".