A nursery kid VRS a trotro driver!

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A nursery one kid sat in a trotro from school.

He started reciting the day's lesson disturbing everyone in the trotro by saying, "if my dad is a cock and my mom is a hen, then I'll be a chick. If my dad is a dog and my mom is a bitch, then I'll be a puppy. If my dad is a lion and my mom is a lioness, then I'll be a cub. He went on and on.

The driver at this point very pissed with the kids noise shouted, "what if your dad is an armed robber and your mom is ashawo (prostitute)?"

The kid answered, "then I'll be a trotro driver".

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