Useless advice?
WOLE sees a man leaning against the wall of a large building. The man is puffing away, one cigarette after another.
WOLE says, “Sir, I couldn’t help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?” “Four” the man replied.
“How long have you been smoking?” “Thirty years” he said.
“That’s over six thousand packs. If you didn’t smoke, you could have saved enough money to buy this building.”
The smoker takes a deep puff and says, “Do you smoke?” The man replied, “Never.”
“Do you own this building?” “No”, he replied.
“Well, I do.”
WOLE says, “Sir, I couldn’t help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?” “Four” the man replied.
“How long have you been smoking?” “Thirty years” he said.
“That’s over six thousand packs. If you didn’t smoke, you could have saved enough money to buy this building.”
The smoker takes a deep puff and says, “Do you smoke?” The man replied, “Never.”
“Do you own this building?” “No”, he replied.
“Well, I do.”
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