The teacher and the little naughty boy!

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A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him:

Little boy : “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?”

Teacher : “No I am not sleeping in class.”

Little boy : “What were you doing sir ?”

Teacher : ” I was talking to God.”

The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…

Teacher : “young man, you are sleeping in my class.”

Little boy : “No not me sir, I am not sleeping.”

Teacher: “What were you doing.??”

Little boy : “I was talking to God.”

Teacher: “What did HE say??”

Little boy : “God said HE never spoke to you yesterday.

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