Attah Mess meets the Queen of England for advice!
Attah Mess met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your majesty, how do you run such an efficient ... government? Are there, any tips you can give to me? I want to help Ghana".
"Well, said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Attah frowned, and then asked, "But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip of her tea. Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please, send David Cameron in here, would you?" David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes , your majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me. " Yes, very good, " said the Queen.
Attah went back home to ask Newman, answer this for me, your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?" "I'm not sure" said Newman. "Let me get back to you on that one, but none could give him an answer.
Newman went round sourcing for the answer. He asked Aki and Popo at the ministry of misinformation and they couldn't give him an answer. He also contacted Felix, Annan, Murta and chief adviser, Tony. All with no clue.
Finally, one day, he ran into Pratt Jnr. Newman asked, "Pratt Jnr, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Pratt Jnr answered sharply, "That's easy, it's me! Newman smiled, and said "thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with Attah. Sir, "I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle", It's Pratt Jnr! Attah got up angrily, frowning he said to Newman. No wonder Ghana isn't getting better, I don't have intelligent people around me. "You Dummy!" The answer is David Cameron!!!
"Well, said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Attah frowned, and then asked, "But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip of her tea. Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please, send David Cameron in here, would you?" David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes , your majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me. " Yes, very good, " said the Queen.
Attah went back home to ask Newman, answer this for me, your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?" "I'm not sure" said Newman. "Let me get back to you on that one, but none could give him an answer.
Newman went round sourcing for the answer. He asked Aki and Popo at the ministry of misinformation and they couldn't give him an answer. He also contacted Felix, Annan, Murta and chief adviser, Tony. All with no clue.
Finally, one day, he ran into Pratt Jnr. Newman asked, "Pratt Jnr, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Pratt Jnr answered sharply, "That's easy, it's me! Newman smiled, and said "thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with Attah. Sir, "I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle", It's Pratt Jnr! Attah got up angrily, frowning he said to Newman. No wonder Ghana isn't getting better, I don't have intelligent people around me. "You Dummy!" The answer is David Cameron!!!
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