Funny Q & A!

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1. Someone calls you at 2:00a .m and asks,"Are you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."

2. When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask, are you going out in this rain?
Ans: "No! In the next one."

3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."

4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."

5. You're standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are you going up??"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."

6. Your boyfriend comes home with abunch of flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"

7. You are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?"
Ans: "No! NA shit LOCK DOOR.... " Mtsheeeeeeew!!

8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and asked,"What are you doing here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees.. ." ODE!!

9. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm practising to DIE.. ." MUMU!!!!!

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