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Secrete love!

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The hands of fate have twisted again Altered the love I was to send She saw me with a different eye She waved as she left a tearful goodbye My feelings for her will go forever unseen To be hidden away like a forgotten dream She'll never know as I cloud my eyes I vow forever to keep this disguise I can never open my heart she can never see Exactly what she means to me I smile and wave as rain falls from above Now I know the meaning of unconditional love
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Drunkard! Two boys were arguing about drunkards.

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Two boys were arguing about drunkards. One boy said, when you get drunk you see people two, two. The other also said, you see people four, four, instead of two, two. To clarify themselves, they approached a drunkard and asked him how many people does he see when he's drunk? For the drunkard to answer, he asked them one question. Is this why forty (40) of you came to ask this question?
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Two troubles one God!

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes his drink and gulped it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver said, "come on man, I was just joking. There, I ll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry". The man said, no it's not that. This day is the worst day of my life. I fell asleep and went to work late. My boss outrageous, fired me. When I left the office to my car, I found, it was stolen. The police said they can do nothing. I took a cab to return home only to realised that I left my wallet and ATM card in the cab. I went to my bed room, my God, only to fine my wife in bed with my gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison. Hahahahahaha!
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Anyway! It was not between you and them.

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People are often unreasonable and self-centred, forgive them anyway. If you are honest, People may cheat you, be honest anyway. If you find happiness, people may be jealous, be happy anyway. The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow, do good anyway. The people you care for may not appreciate your affection, love them anyway. Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough, give your best anyway. Because in the end, it is between YOU & GOD! It was never between YOU & THEM anyway!
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Don't copy if you can't paste!

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A Famous Speaker crack this joke. He Said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't MY WIFE!" Audience were in shock & silence. He added SHE WAS MY MOTHER. Applause! A manager tried to crack this joke at home after taken a bottles of bear. He said loudly to his wife, in the Kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my Wife". Standing for a moment trying to recall the second half of the joke, he finally blurted out "I can't remember who she was". By the time he regained conciousness, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from Burns from boiling water. Moral: DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE!
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AbdulsMixbag!: THE RAPTURE? A bird is flying away from her nest,...

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AbdulsMixbag!: THE RAPTURE? A bird is flying away from her nest,... : A bird is flying away from her nest, 'Why is she running away from her rest?' A leaf is swinging down from its branch, 'Is there life ...
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THE RAPTURE? A bird is flying away from her nest, 'Why is she running away from her rest?

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A bird is flying away from her nest, 'Why is she running away from her rest?' A leaf is swinging down from its branch, 'Is there life on these hardened rocks?' Mother's grey hair is droppin 'Has she lost her crown of wisdom?' The clouds are running away, hidding behind the hills, The sky is naked, the stars cry in darkness Tears like rain overflows the streams, The violent seas, floods of insanity The lioness and the sheep hold hands in fear, 'Where is man and his laws of science?' The hunting dog finds no prey in its tears, The night owl hides from darkness in its fears, The harp strings are broken, the music rythm is lost, In the voice singing the song, its tears the most, Diseases with no cure, wars and starvation, Slavery of the poor, all in discrimination
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So scary yet so poetic!

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Holy Quran 2:41 And believe in what I have sent down confirming that which is [already] with you, and be not the first to disbelieve in it. And do not exchange My signs for a small price, and fear [only] Me. I bear witness that there is none worthy of worship except Allah, the One, without any partner. And I bear witness that Muhammad is His servant and His Messenger. These are the days that the Prophets foretold: wars and rumors of wars, principalities in high places, disease, plagues, the dragon and the beast. But who is there to stand up against Shaytan? Where are the witnesses willing and able to be a true Martyr? No not a terrorist a Martyr (putting yourself in the position to die for the sake of Allah). This beast was designed to be taken down not by the sword but by the Truth. I'm a witness to all she has done and by the lyrics that I write whether you love them or hate them I will do my part. Jihad is the struggle that I fight within mysel
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