Before you say an unkind word, think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food, think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your spouse, think of somebody who is crying to God for a companion. Before you complain about life, think of somebody who went to heaven early than he expectd. Before you complain about your children, think of people who desires children but are barren. Before you argue about your dirty house that someone didn't clean or sweep think of people living in the streets. Before whining about the distance you drive, think of people who walk the same distance. And when you are tired and complain about your job think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wish they had your job.

Sometimes I feel sorry for guys who're being bombarded with some sexual enhancement product. As a lady, I don't care the size of my man's member. Some men can have surgery which can lead to painful erections, shorter erections, or erectile dysfunction. Some men turn to penis pumps, penis rings and enlargers to temporarily increase the size of their penis. A man who uses the pump for too long, can create too much pressure, which can cause lasting tissue and vascular damage. Likewise, a penis ring will help maintain an erection, but won't make it larger. Finally, know that a research review published in the journal BJU International suggests that penis size matters more to men than to women: When the researchers looked at more than 50 studies spanning the course of 60 years, they found that 85 percent of women were satisfied with their partner's penis size, yet only 55 percent of men felt good about their penises. But take it from me and a lady. The old adage

There was Zimbabwean lady who got married to a Chinese man. After ten months in the new marriage she got pregnant and bore a baby girl who died immediately after birth. The aunt of the lady at the funeral came crying and saying "I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT" So close relatives got curious. Took the aunt on the side and in a quest to establish what she knew. Then she said loudly, "I KNEW IT, ALL CHINESE PRODUCTS DON'T LAST" Hahahahaha. Lol!

Is there a time when love will remain still in our hearts? Or will it move in constant motion toward an unknown? Is there ever a time when our hearts will accept the love given? And offer more than we have ever known without asking for more? Is there a time, perhaps a crack in the universe where I can hide devoid of all watching eyes? And reaching hands that only take where all pain oozes from my pores? And escapes me where all the tears fall from my eyes onto waiting planets in need of rain? Is there a place in this universe where I belong without want of anything? Is there a spot that I can call my own without needing anyone? Let me crawl into that black hole where everything disappears into oblivion's Grasping fingertips, finally releasing me into freedom. Freedom from love?

1. BREAST= Boys Really Enjoy All Sizes Though. 2. Are u beautiful or UGLY = U Gotta Love Yourself 3. Are u SINGLE = Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier. 4. But to girls been SINGLE = Sex Is Now Gone, Let's Eat. 5. She's vulnerable let me be her PLAYBOY = Perfect Liar And Young Bastard On You. 6. Instead of been a FATHER = Faithful And Trustworthy, Honoring Every Responsibility. 7. Boys love de weekends & hate M.T.W.T.F. ie Mon-Friday = Made To Wait Till Friday. 8. For boys to make LOVE = Lie On Vagina Everyday.

Anger and Love have no limits; choose LOVE to have a beautiful lovely life ... THINGS are to be USED and PEOPLE are to be LOVED, but the problem in today's world is that, PEOPLE are USED and THINGS are LOVED ... Let's be careful to keep this thought in mind: THINGS are to be USED, but PEOPLE are to be LOVED ... Do you LOVE THINGS more and USE PEOPLE or do you LOVE PEOPLE more and USE THINGS? ... Watch your THOUGHTS; they become WORDS. Watch your WORDS; theybecome ACTIONS. Watch your ACTIONS; they become HABITS. Watch your HABITS; they become your CHARACTER. Watch your CHARACTER; it becomes your DESTINY.

While a man was polishing his new car, his four year old son picked up a stone and scratched on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realising he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father ... with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it alot of times. Devasted by his own actions ... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written ' I LOVE YOU DAD.'

A woman wakes up during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee infront of him. He apears deep in thought just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eyes and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. Why are you down here at this time of the night?" The husband looks up. "Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were seventeen?" he asks solemly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "yes I do, she replied". The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" Yes, I remember says the wife lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues...Do you remember when he showed a shotgun in my fa

It is bad enough when a stranger or foe betrays you, but when it is someone you believed to be a close and trusted friend, partner, or spouse, it is especially hurtful. It might feel like you were taken advantage of, deceived, humiliated, despised, cheated, or stabbed in the back. Oftentimes it comes as a surprise. That is why it is so painful. You would not expect to be hurt so badly from someone you thought you could trust. So you are left in disbelief and unbelievable pain. Anyone who has experienced betrayal in a relationship knows how difficult it is to recover from such an experience. The person you thought you could trust and count on is no longer the person you believed them to be. So you wonder what happened. Were you just wrong about them all along or did something change? Maybe your relationship changed and so did their loyalty to you. Maybe something in either or both of your lives has changed and they became insensitive to you. Or, maybe yo

Eros love (Erotic lov) is based on strong feelings towards another.Usually occurs in the first stages of man-woman relationship. This love is based more on physical traits. Say, a persn says he has "fallen in love" to a woman because "she looked like an angel" or a woman fallen in love for a guy because he is intellegent. The weakness in this type of love is that, it is based more on "self-benefit" of what can benefit you rather than the other person. This is "I love you because it feels good and makes "ME" happy loving you. See? The keyword is the word ME. When that person doesn't feel happy anymore in loving that person, he/she is led to believe that he/she has fallen out of love. Actually there was never true love in the first place. The fact is love by feeling alone cannot be called true love simply because they do not know each other that much yet. Two people feel this strong emotional attraction towards one another though the

My gentle love 'll bloom in the garden of whose heart? Penetrating his mind through the path of logic. Bridging the gap of understanding to the unknown. He'll come to nestle within the warmth of my soul. Finding a home of comfort and true acceptance. Strength and masculinity, he finds a solid standing, earning my love. The answer to all questions in certain dreams and waking reality God's creation, a work in progress of 24 years. Vision and substance only the Creator could bring to life, Deeper than any ocean. Our love 'll be more vast than the universe. This 'll be a mind, body and soul connection. Words 'll not be able to express such beauty. Love that gives with no expectation. A love that is it's own reward. That's my kind of love.

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is

One night a girl and her boy were sitting in a car. There was a complete silence, both of them stayed quiet for long, then the boy gave her a chit of paper. Before reading it, the girl told the boy (with embarrassing expression) that she wants to leave him. Then suddenly an overspeeding car collided with their car. The boy died and the girl somehow survived and when she opened the chit (which was in her purse), she dropped tears bcoz the boy had written only one line on it which was "if u leave me i'll die".

A smile leads to a laugh; a laugh leads to a high five; a high five leads to a hug; a hug leads to a kiss; a kiss leads to a makeout; a makeout leads to a feel up; a feel up leads to a finger; a finger leads to a hand; a hand leads to a lick; a lick leads to a suck a; suck leads to a fuck. Sex is like math, u add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution & pray u don't multiply! But Becareful. And this joke is like an STD so spread it.

I am the man rising from the ashes of darkness, The voice of awakening calling from the sheath of blackness, The mind, the soul, the idea, the thought caught up in oneness, The truth, the light, the love, the wisdom of selflessness, 'Darkness is not evil, it is the beauty of nightness'. Man is just tears, sweat and blood I have mused through worlds and worlds of universes, Flashes of injustice, illusions of reality is the order of this existence, A hunter's bow, a hunter's arrow is the emblem of this habitation of sorrows, 'In the holding of the creator, is life and perfection', Man is just tears, sweat and blood. Toiling the evils of day, In sweat he taste honey of its sweetness, Illusioned by religious dogmas, In tears is his prayer to the gods of his beingness, Conned by democracy, politics, In blood is his struggle to survive the life race, Pressing the flesh for opportunities sake, Man is just tears, sweat and blood

A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation. She starts compromising at a very tender age. She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother. Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face. She sacrifices her full youth for her husband & children without complain. Finally her life ends up only by compromising for others happiness. She is that creature of God, who no one can compete. Respect every Girl/Lady in your Life. You will never know what she has sacrificed for you. Share it to every girl to make her smile & every boy to make him realise her worth.

We must win the 2012 elections at all cost. We don’t seem to do well in government that’s a weakness we must work at. However, our unparalleled ability to do vile propaganda is a strength we must utilize to the fullest. That’s our trump card. The strategy for the 2012 elections is simple: It’s not in our interest to campaign on issues. We’ll make the president look more righteous than he really is & demonize Nana Addo. If Nana Addo says “all die be die” as an advocacy for self defense, we’ll say he’s preaching war. He’s a warmonger. If he says Ghana’s economy can be transformed within 10 years, we’ll tell Ghanaians he says he needs 10 years to change Ghana. If he uses the word “DECIBEL” we’ll hear it as “JEZEBEL” & hang him for it. We’ll change anything good that he says to bad so that he’ll look unpopular & bad in the eyes of Ghanaians. Of course! If we can’t get to where he is, we MUST bring him down to where we are.