Taking advantage of debts!
A man goes to his friend’s house,
rings the bell, and the wife answers.
“Hi, is Tony home?”
“No, he has gone to the store,” she
replies.
“Well, do you mind if I wait?”
“No, come in.”
They sit in the hall and the friend says,
“Nora, you know you have the
greatest breasts I’ve ever seen. I’d give
you $100 if I could just see one.”
Nora thinks about it for a second and
obliges. She opens her robe and
shows him one of her breasts. An
elated Chris promptly thanks her and
gives her a $100.
They sit there for a while longer and
Chris says, “They are so beautiful I’ve
got to see both of them. I’ll give you
another $100 if I could just see both
of them.”
Nora thinks about the offer and
obliges once again. She opens her
robe and Chris savours the dish on
display. An elated Chris thanks her,
gives her another $100, and leaves.
A while later, Tony arrives home and
his wife says, “You know, your weird
friend Chris came over.”
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, “Well, did he drop off the $200 he owes me?”
rings the bell, and the wife answers.
“Hi, is Tony home?”
“No, he has gone to the store,” she
replies.
“Well, do you mind if I wait?”
“No, come in.”
They sit in the hall and the friend says,
“Nora, you know you have the
greatest breasts I’ve ever seen. I’d give
you $100 if I could just see one.”
Nora thinks about it for a second and
obliges. She opens her robe and
shows him one of her breasts. An
elated Chris promptly thanks her and
gives her a $100.
They sit there for a while longer and
Chris says, “They are so beautiful I’ve
got to see both of them. I’ll give you
another $100 if I could just see both
of them.”
Nora thinks about the offer and
obliges once again. She opens her
robe and Chris savours the dish on
display. An elated Chris thanks her,
gives her another $100, and leaves.
A while later, Tony arrives home and
his wife says, “You know, your weird
friend Chris came over.”
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, “Well, did he drop off the $200 he owes me?”
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