Joke: Relax! let the poison work!

A man was dying slowly of an
unknown illness on his sick bed.
His wife sat at the edge of his bed
comforting him to take heart and that
he may be well soon.

The man looked up and said weakly,
"Sweet love, you have always been
there for me even when I sin against
you... I have something I must
confess", but his wife was quick to say
that: "There's no need to confess".

"No, no!" he insisted, "I want to die a
peaceful death so I must confess... I
slept with your mother, sister, and
your best friend!"

His wife replied: "Shhhh!!! I know, I
know dearie, but please relax.
Remember the doctor said you
shouldn't talk too much...So now just
rest and let the poison work in your
system."