I'll marry the content and ignore the container!

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In a singles convention a prayer point was raised" that singles should pray for their heart desires".

A lady prayed,"oh lord I don't want to marry a short man. Any short man that is coming way I bound him by holy ghost fire!

And there's this short man standing next to her, praying: oh lord I'm a short man but I'm a billionaire.

When she heard the word ' billionaire', her prayer changed to "oh lord is that your voice? Who am I to say no? I will marry the ' content' and ignore the 'container'.

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