The meanings of MP!
Officer Eazy: What is your name? Akpos: M.P sir Officer Eazy: Tell me properly! Akpos: Michael Peter sir Officer Eazy: Your father’s name? Akpos: M.P sir Officer Eazy: What does that mean? Akpos: Moses Peter sir Officer Eazy: Your native place? Akpos: M.P sir Officer Eazy: Is it Makurdi Purum? Akpos: No, Minna Port sir Officer Eazy: What is your qualification? Akpos: M.P sir Officer Eazy: (angry) What is it?! Akpos: Metric Pass Officer Eazy: So why do you need a job? Akpos: M.P sir Officer Eazy: Meaning? Akpos: Money Problem sir Officer Eazy: What is your personality? Akpos: M.P sir Officer Eazy: Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? Akpos: Monocratic Personality Officer Eazy: I see… I will get back to you. Akpos: Sir, how’s my M.P? Officer Eazy: And what’s that again? Akpos: My performance sir. Officer Eazy: MP Akpos: What’s that ? Officer Eazy: Mental Problem (Fe...