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Yamgarinaa in a science test!

By AlatiphA - August 23, 2013

A science teacher announces a science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Yamgarinaa reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business. On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible. QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write down its common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc. After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing down anything, Yamgarinaa storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher. Yamgarinaa: Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home! Teacher: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name? Yamgarinaa raises his trouser and points to his leg, "Oya, you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my surname, my house address, what tribe I come from...."

Fifty Pesewas Per Plate!

By AlatiphA - August 18, 2013

An old Ga lady is in an elevator at the Bank of Ghana, going to visit the governor. A beautiful white Lady gets in smelling of expensive perfume. The white lady turned to the Old lady and said arrogantly, "Giorgio Armani, Milan, $1200 per bottle. The old lady said nothing. Another beautiful woman also smelling expensive, enters the elevator, turns and looks down her flat nose at the Ga Lady and said "Channel No.5, Paris, $2000 per bottle". The elevator is now filled with the aroma of the magnificient scents of combined perfumes. One floor later, as the old woman approaches her destination, she quietly eases out a long silent burst of flatulence, which quickly overpowers the combined expensive perfumes and leaves the two young ladies holding their noses. As she steps out of the elevator, the old lady turns and says "Gari and beans", Chorkor, 50 pesewas per plate".

Getting it straight!

By AlatiphA - August 10, 2013

"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "That's correct," replies the defendant. "Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you took out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her." "That's correct," replies the defendant. "Then my question to you is,” “why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" "It seemed easier," the defendant says, "than shooting a different man every now and then.

An ancient Moshie Punishment for womanizers!

By AlatiphA - August 06, 2013

A young dagomba man was lost wandering in Ouagadougou , when he came upon a house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Moshie man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Moshie tortures known to man. " "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young dagomba man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything qui...