Petrol station!

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This morning Hon Naporo drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:

Naporo: guy, abeg give me full tank (in Dagbani language)

Attendant: I only speak english, sir.

Naporo: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.

Attendant: bros na play I dey play o, my name na Dawuni, you fit talk am for Dagbani!

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