Fascinate!

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Little Johnny was in class one day and the teacher asked “can anybody use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?” Johnny raised his hand. But because of past experiences the teacher called on billy.

“I went to the zoo and i was fascinated”. “No, Billy we want fascinate.” Johnny was raising his hand, but the teacher called on sally.

“The animals at the zoo were fascinating”. “No, Sally we want fascinate” Little Johnny was standing up raising his hand jumping and wanting to be called on.

Well the teacher figured that Johnny could never be bad with the word fascinate. So the teacher finally called on Johnny…

“My sister has a shirt with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8.

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