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Sweet mistake!

She has boy friends I've got girl friends We're just friends I didn't intend To make the rules then I made moves then She felt it smooth like She wanna get the groves on Oh, what a sweet mistake she say she wanna do it again She like the way I roll She no dey want my dough She just the love my show She say I no be slow She simply wanna know IF she could get to go To paradise with me Like I be saying in my flows She say I be the reason Why she move to DC What a sweet mistake She say she wanna do it again And when she see me moving On the road eno be easy She say she no dey fit sit when She see my whip cruise On the high way so She is screening high baby I say high don't be shy Come with me for a ride Pretty lady show your pride This is why I know dey like To do favour with my eyes I wish say I go fit let this Be a simple ride Oh, what a sweet mistake She say she wanna do it again She say she want it everyday I took her for a ride ...

The good old days!

A wounded lonely heart could forment hatred. Two hearts in dialogue, could overcome pain and share love. Love seeks peace. Let us come together to give peace a chance. K. Ansah Read on... (An Abudu child is drowning) Ibrahim: Moro Abudu is dying. Andani 1: Ibrahim, you're not going anywhere with him. Let go. Let Abudu die a painful death. Andani 2: Ibrahim, Ayishetu, let go. What is the problem, Ibrahim and you? You want to save a drowning Abudu. To hell with you. What is eating your soft brain? Let me warn you, you children. You're not going to change what has existed for ages. You better get this into your childish minds and grow with it. The Abudus will die prematurely, time and time again. (children crying) Let me hear this nonsense again and I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget. Ramatu: When will all this pain end? Andani 2: Did I hear you talk woman? What did I hear you say? What's your problem, Ramatu? You either use your head or you pack...

Good name!

"Good name of man or woman, my dear lord, is the immediate jewel of their souls. He that steals my purse, steals trash. It's nothing. It's something. But he has been a slave to thousands. But he that filches my good name has robbed me of that which will not enrich him and makes me poor indeed" ¤William Shakespear

One minute!

It takes one minute to get a crush on someone, one hour to like someone, one day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Appreciate things!

Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. ¤Voltaire

Enjoy warmth!

Enjoy warmth because we have been cold appreciate light because we have been in darkness experience joy because we have known sadness.

Don't be arrogant!

He who is arrogant does not know how arrogant he is. He who is wise -knows he can be wiser.

I'm fearless!

I can laugh because I've known sadness. I am fearless because I have been afraid. And I am wise because I've been foolish before.

Too bad!

Too bad, people can't switch problems because nobody knows how to solve their own problems, but they always know how to solve anothers.

Give out love!

"The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in." ~ Morrie Schwartz

Look ahead

"It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret.” ~ J. Joyner-Kersee

Patience' power!

Patience doesn't mean passivity or resignation but power. It's an emotionally freeing practice of waiting, watching and knowing when to act.

God's love!

God, I'm asking for Your love. For the love of who loves You. For the love of every work that brings me closer to Your love.

Limitless possibilities!

"Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless." ~Jamie Paolinetti

Don't look back!

"Never look back unless you are planning to go that way." ~ Henry David Thoreau

Law of life!

"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future." ~ John F. Kennedy

Tv's educative?

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." ~ Groucho

Leave footprints!

"Some people come & go, others stay and leave footprints in our hearts & we are never the same" ~ Aaliyah

How to make your iPhone battery last a lot longer!

By David Pogue New York Times A good friend of mine had been complaining that her iPhone 3GS battery was holding less and less of a charge. When we got together at 5 p.m. one recent day, it was at 5 percent full - and it had been fully charged that morning. She had barely used it all day. The phone was apparently running itself dry simply by being turned on. The single biggest battery consumer is the screen brightness. But it wasn't especially bright on this phone. So I suggested that she take the phone to an Apple store to get the $60 battery replacement service. In fact, there was an Apple store only two blocks away, so I accompanied her - and found out, upon arrival, that there is no $60 battery replacement service! There's one for iPods, but apparently not for the iPhone. There are plenty of do-it- yourself and third-party battery-replacement services that advertise online, but the Apple store Genius, named Nicole, said none of that wou...

Africa's Dead? HAPPY A.U. DAY!

The crow of a cock announces daybreak Hissing snakes withdrew into overgrown forests Africa was a game A cross We carried in our scales. Some speculate That Africa is not dead It still trades And has recently raised The price of cola. Its democracy is saddle with disputes From across the seas Watches over her As over an innocent, still unspoilt child. Long ago Someone said that africa was a bloodbath And even the stars, Gazing at her tremulously, Burn off I was told Africa was a princess And she became enamoured Of a golden calf She had met at a dance And she wore her bridal kabba Hemmed about the restiveness of planets. And everyone came to woo her Offering her giant mother-of- pearls Which later opened up Like coffins. She was sad, as if permeated By the sorrow of harmattan She was angry with Europe, who wanted To kidnap and conceal her under a rock Of aversion. She was British disconsolate Spouse; but one stormy night She met a man, K...

Write your goals!

People with clear, written goals, accomplish far more in a shorter period of time than people without them could ever imagine.

Altering your mind!

The greatest discovery is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.

Powerless!

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical.

Perfect moment!

Don't wait for the perfect moment to realize your dreams. The moment you're holding in you hands now is already perfect.

Are you grateful?

“Everything may not be perfect in your life, but if you don’t learn to be happy where you are, you will never get to where you want to be. Do you get up every morning passionate about your dreams? Are you grateful for the home in which you live? We must learn to be happy right where we are. Sometimes we lose our enthusiasm because we let what was once a miracle become too common for us. We get used to it and it becomes routine. We need to go back and remember how God, spirit, and our higher being have brought us to where we are. We need to fan our flame. We need to set our minds and keep it set to higher things.” -Joel Osteen

Ironic!

She makes me happy & I let the world know- she says I "make her happy" but yet she wants no one to know. Ironic?

Loves' ride!

"Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile". - Franklin P. Jones

Fools' hug!

Let a 'FOOL' Hug you, but never let a 'Hug' Fool you.

Spiritual practice!

The aim of spiritual practice is to become the friend of all beings, concerned about them and ready and able to help them. ¤Dalailama

Business failure!

Q: What's de best example of a complete business failure? A: A Pregnant Prostitute

Mirror!

If you are looking to blame someone for the problems in your life, you don t have to look any further than in the mirror.

Intention!

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

Written!

People with clear, written goals, accomplish far more in a shorter period of time than people without them could ever imagine.

Greatest discovery!

The greatest discovery is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.

Facing problems!

Don’t look for someone who will solve all your problems, but instead look for someone who won’t let you face them alone.

Bluetooth!

A woman is like a Bluetooth. You are next to her, she stays connected. You go away she finds new devices. Lol

The pitcher!

"The wise adapt themselves to circumstances, as water molds itself to the pitcher." - Chinese Proverb

Death's witness!

“Life without a friend is like death without a witness” - Spanish Proverb

Reality!

The more REAL you are, the more UNREAL your life will become.♥ John Lennon

Law of attraction!

'It is the combination of thought and love which forms the irresistible force of the law of attraction.'

Work with love!

If you cannot work with love but only with distaste,it is better that you should leave your work. ~Kahlil

Ups and downs of love!

Love is like a staircase; it has it's ups and downs, sometimes it twists and turns, but in the end, it puts us where we need to be.

Photographer!

Your father must be a photographer, because you always think Negative.

Relaxation!

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. Chinese Proverb

Kindness!

Love and compassion benefit both ourselves and others. Through kindness to others, your heart and mind will be peaceful and open. Dalailama

Photographer!

Your father must be a photographer, because you always think Negative.

Meant to be!

You may not always end up where you thought you were going, But you will always end up where you were meant to be.

Neighbors wife!

It's difficult to understand NATURE, it makes beautiful women and then it turns them into neighbors WIVES. Lol

Match!

Atleast with me, the match starts much, much earlier than the actual match. ¤Sachin Tendulkar

Reality!

Reality is not what it is. It consists of the many realities which it can be made into. ¤S. Wallace

Ignorance!

Ignorance and error are necessary to life, like bread and water. ¤Anatole France

Relationship Cycle!

Strangers --> Friends --> Best Friends --> Lovers ---> EX --> Strangers.

First day at work!

Boss: What did you do till evening? Worker: The Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Dumbs' dreams!

The dreams of the dumb are always in his/her head. ¤Dagbani proverb

Great society!

"A great society will emerge when old men plant trees in whose shade they will never sit" Greek proverb

Speak the truth!

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. ¤Slovenian Proverb

Trials perfect!

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

Money speaks!

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. (Russian Proverb)

Listen well!

To listen well, is as powerful a means of influence as to talk well, and is as essential to all true conversation.– Chinese proverb

Love conquers!

Love is worth the price of pain and tears. Love conquers all things. Love is never defeated. We overcome evil with good and love.

God's love!

I am the object of God's love and care. I have a confident expectation of good things happening to me. ¤Joseph Prince

Tear drops!

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

My 'X' !

Hey I heard you are good in algebra . . . Do you mind substituting my "X" ?

Before!

Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, feel. Before you speak, think.

Holistic!

A holistic view brings realistic action. ¤Dalailama

The begger!

Wife: I hate de beggar who came y'day. Husband: Why? Wife: I gave him food y'day and today he gave me a book entitled "How to Cook". Lol

Letting go!

Letting go is accepting. Letting go is having the courage to accept change, the strength to keep moving. Letting go is growing up.

Mother-in-law!

My Mother-in-law asked for best gift on Mother's day . I sent her daughter back to her.

Aspire to achieve!

To desire is to obtain; to aspire is to achieve. Whatever you strive for in life you will receive. In religion or worldly affair.

At the beach!

Officer: Maam swimming's prohibited in this lake. Lady: Then why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: Well, that's not prohibited.

Pay attention!

I used to have a friend once, he was so poor that he couldn't even pay attention.

Be better!

Don't try to be better than someone you hate. Hate doesn't make you better than anyone. Be better than yourself!

Love's not free!

If you are afraid to hurt, you are afraid to love. It doesn't hurt to love but it cost love to hurt. Love is not free it cost you your life.

Wasted years!

“The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.” ¤Muhammad Ali

The prayer of a Nigerian man!

May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did! As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, he handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc... We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We’ve never been t...

GOOD TIMES!

The good times of today, are the sad thoughts of tomorrow. ¤Bob Marley

NO PAIN!

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. ¤Bob Marley

TALK AND BE JUDGED!

"While you talk about me, someone else is judging you." ¤Bob Marley

WORTH SUFFERING FOR!

Everyone's gonna hurt you. You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." ¤Bob Marley

SILVER AND GOLD!

"Don't gain the World & lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold" ¤Bob Marley

ANOTHER DOOR!

When one door is closed, don't you know, another is open. ¤Bob Marley

FREE SPEECH!

Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen. ¤Bob Marley

HERB vrs ALCOHOL!

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. ¤Bob Marley

RASTAFARI!

Rastafari not a culture, it's a reality. ¤Bob Marley

FREE YOUR MIND!

"None but ourselves can free our minds." - Bob Marley

LIFE AND JAH!

"Life and Jah are one in the same. Jah is the gift of existence. I am in some way eternal, I will never be duplicated." ¤Bob Marley

ALL RIGHT!

"Don't worry about a thing, cause every little thing gonna be all right" ¤Bob Marley

SMALL AXE!

"So if you are the big tree, we are the small axe. Ready to cut you down" Bob Marley

DIE FIGHTING!

"Better to die fighting for freedom then be a prisoner all the days of your life." ¤Bob Marley

NO HIDING PLACE!

There ain't no hiding place from the Father of Creation. ¤Bob Marley

ZION

"I'm gonna be iron like a lion in zion!" ¤Bob Marley

JUDGE YOURSELF!

"Judge not unless you judge yourself" ¤Bob Marley

YOU CAN'T FOOL ALL!

"You can fool some people sometimes, but you can´t fool all the people all the times" ¤Bob Marley

EMANCIPATE YOURSELF!

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds. ¤Bob Marley

GET WET!

Some people feel the rain Others just get wet. ¤Bob Marley

GET UP!

Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up. Don't give up the fight. ¤Bob Marley

UNPRONOUNCED LOVE!

To LOVE someone who doesn't like you makes you similar to the word "LOVE". You're just there but will never ever be pronounced.

SADNESS IS A DECISION!

Happiness is a lifestyle, Love is a journey, and sadness is a decision.

I SNORE?

My wife says I snore a lot. I don't believe her so I am staying up to night to see if she's right.

KINDS OF MEN!

There are two kinds of Men in the World: 1) Some remain Single & see wonders happen. 2) Rest get Married & wonder "What Happen".

UNDERGIRDED BY LOVE!

If truth isn't undergirded by love, it makes the possessor of that truth obnoxious & the truth repulsive.

WHAT FORGIVENESS DOES!

Rejection doesn't hurt, expectation does. Lie doesn't kill, denial does. "Forget" doesn't heal, "forgive" does.

YES, BUT TO SOMEONE!

The girl I loved the most and wanted to propose, finally said "Yes" , but to someone else.

TALENT AND INTELLIGENCE!

What is Talent and Intelligence? Walking on a roap over Niagra fall is Talent. Try not to do such thing is Intelligence.

UNFORGOTTEN MISTAKES!

Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.

PROVE YOUR LOVE!

If God give me a chance to love you, why can't you give me a chance to prove it?

THANK YOUR LOVE!

It's easy to say, 'I love you,' to someone, but it's more meaningful to thank someone for loving you.

EX-GIRLFRIEND!

What I love the most about my ex-girlfriend is that, she is someone else's problem now. Lol

CHILDS' HAND!

Who takes the child by the hand takes the mother by the heart.- German proverb

GOSSIP!

Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. Spanish proverb

THE MOST PROFOUND IN HIS STORY!

Who do you think is most profound in the history (his story) of the world? I guess it's easy to find out in this age of computer and internet. I say to you. All of you intelligent people in this internet age, you've the capacity and the ability to go to a computer or a mobile device and punch the name MUHAMMED or click on the link below if you can: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad See who Muhammad(PBUH) was. Read his life, legacy, and then after that, I challenge you to go and find any where in the history of the human beings, whose life, behaviour and legacy compares to Muhammad (PBUH). Because most of the profound and greatest biographers of this age, came together to do the same thing I'm challenging you to do. And they came out with what they considered to be the one hundred most influential and profound human beings in history. What name do you think these historians came out with? I don't need you to guess. I will tell you straight forward. The nam...

GRUDGES!

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go when you can't change.

BIRTHDAY GIFT!

Angry Girl: Why de hell you gave me football on my birthday, u know I don't play? Boy: Well, you gave me books on mine, you knew I don't study either.

HOW TO COOK!

Wife: I hate de beggar who came y'day. Husband: Why? Wife: I gave him food y'day and today he gave me a book entitled "How to Cook". Lol

DEATH! PART TWO

DEATH! PART II You and I know that death is like a sleep. The spirit is gone but the body is there... Your can't call out, shout, say don't leave me here. But you're going to be hearing and seeing because that is a different kind of conciousness. But you can't move. Why is it that we just don't live and disappear? Because we're called upon to go into another womb called the tomb. You start up in the womb of your mother and you'll end up in the tomb of the earth. That is from the tomb to the womb. That's the whole trip and this is what you'll have to think about. That grave is going to be a place of drama and trauma? If the person who gave you life in the begining, is He not gonna be able to give you life again and judge you? You may want to deny it because you don't want to be judged. But you'll be judged... Death is a fact that nobody can deny it. Is there somebody who thinks he/she is not going to die? If you don't want to agree...

DEATH! PART ONE

DEATH! PART I You know, when ever people use the word death, they use it like a whisper. They'll say, he/she died. We use it for somebody else and even when we see people dying in a war, been killed, even when we're entertained. We lie to ourselves because they're only actors. They're not good as been killed. They're only acting. So the scenario of death, doesn't even come to us. It doesn't really reach home. You're busy piling up, calculating, developing your carrier, your money, your occupation, your wealth. Until you visit the funeral. Think about it, when was the last time that you went to a funeral or grave? Was it your mother, father, grandfather, uncle, cousin...? When you went and saw that person whom you loved, that was laughing, crying, boasting, wealthy, educated, denied, arrogant, what ever they were. What was the demeanor of the people when you walked into that funeral. Where they cracking jokes, dancing, clapping, singing. No! Si...

HELPING HAND!

Remember, if you need a helping hand, you will find one in yourself. As you grow older you will find out you have two hands: one for helping you, the other for helping others.

SEX AND DRUG!

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone but they've always worked for me?

PARDON EACH OTHER!

We're full of weakness and errors, let us mutually pardon each other follies. It's the first law of nature.

BE PATIENT!

If the person you're talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may be that, he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

HARDWORK!

Without hard work, nothing grows except WEED.

RIGHT THINGS!

Saying or doing the right things are always unpopular, but the right things are the right things. Therefore, say or do the right things.

DON'T JUDGE!

Do not JUDGE and you will never be MISTAKEN.

TEARS

Nobody deserves your TEARS, but who ever deserves them will not make you CRY.

LEAVE A TRAIL!

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

NONSENSE DRAMA!

Everyone either cares too much or too little. There's so much nonsense & pointless drama. We got caught up in growing up way too fast.

VALUE OF FRIENDSHIP!

If you haven't learned the value of friendship, You haven't really learned anything at all. -Muhammad Ali

IT'S CRAZY!

It's crazy when you keep loving someone that will never be yours because it feels good having that feeling, even if it hurt.

WORST FEELING!

The worst feeling in the world, is when you know you’re losing someone and there’s nothing that you can do to prevent being replaced.

BE SUPERIOR TO INSULTS!

A wise man is superior to any INSULTS which can be put upon him, and de best reply to unseemly behaviour is patience and motivation. Moliere

WISDOM!

By three methods we may learn wisdom: first by REFLECTION which is noblest; second by IMITATIONS which is easiest & third by EXPERIENCE which is de bitterest. Confucious

TO BE HEALTHY!

Show mercy to the weak & you will be HAPPY; give to the needy & you will be WELL; do not bear grudges & you will be HEALTHY.

SECRETE

You can't st■p the future, you can't rew◄nd the past. The only way to learn the secret is to press pl►y.

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