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The Word

By AlatiphA - May 28, 2014

How did that word escape him? Too bad! Joe: Doc, I want to be castrated. Doc: What on Earth for? Joe: It's something I've been thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor. Doc: OK, but it's against my better judgment. Joe had his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way. Joe: Hi there. It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me. Patient: Yeah, I finally decided I 'd like to be circumcised. Joe's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!" By Sheikh Zandey

Internet Love

By AlatiphA - May 28, 2014

Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now we've had two months of relationship through viber. I need your blessings and good wishes daddy. Dad: Wow! Really!! then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, send them through gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband.... sell him on Tonaton .

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