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The wish!

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Kashuba, Malcolm & Simbaako got a YUTONG crash and landed on a very large mountain. They saw an inscription on the mountain say: "Run towards the edge and shout out your biggest wish". Kashuba went first, he jumped and said "STRETCH HUMMER!" and behold he saw it before him when he landed and drove off. Malcolm also did same and shouted "BILLIONS OF CEDIS!" and fell into a truck of money. Now it got to Simbaako's turn, he was confused and was thinking to himself "Girls, money, cars..." just as he got to the edge,  he tripped and shouted "SHIT!"

The Dearest Gift for Mama!

Three sons left home to make their fortunes and did very well. One day, the three competitive brothers got back together to discuss the gift that they were giving their elderly mother. The 1st said,"I built a big house for Mom." The 2nd said, "I got her a Mercedes with a driver." "I've got you both beat," said the 3rd. "You know Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty monks in a monastery twelve years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for ten years for them to train him, but it is worth it." Soon thereafter, their mom sent out her letters of thanks. To the. 1st son, she wrote, "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only 1 room, but I have 2 clean the whole house." To the 2nd son, she wrote, "Marty, I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes. And the d...

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