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The potato farmer!

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A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear, I want to plant the potatoes When is the best time to do it?" The farmer writes back: "don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried." But, because he is in jail all of the farmer's mail are censored. So police run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging,they did't find one single weapon. The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."
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I did not die!

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A whole chapter of the book is devoted to how young courageous Dramani stood in front of a bully and said enough was enough and lived to tell the tale, “I did not die, I did not die”, John Mahama recounts, stressing. It was at Achimota and the boy’s name was Ezra. Ezra, the tormentor, was two years older, very muscular and the tallest of 10 boys in the dormitory. With his usual elitist tone, John says, Ezra looked like “one of the men we sometimes saw on the campus grounds clearing the underbush with long, slightly curved cutlass. Their skin, which was blacker even than a starless sky at midnight, would be glistening with sweat.” He adds with undisguised disdain, “I wasn’t at all surprised to learn that his father was a farmer, though I would have guessed that it was an animal farm and not a cocoa farmer, because Ezra looked as though he had been born, raised, and fed in much the same way as livestock.” John Mahama continues on Ezra, a...
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Family Problems

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Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, "You think you have family problems?" Listen to my situation.. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later, my dad married my step daughter. That made my step daughter my step-mom and my dad became my step son-in-law. Also my wife became mom-in-law to her dad-in-law. Then my wife's daughter, my step-mom, had a son. This boy was my half-brother 'cause he was my dad's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now, the half- sister of my son, my stepmom, is also the grandmom. My dad is the bro-in-law of my child, who is the stepbrother of my dad's wife! AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS?"
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ICT for JHS

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If you are looking for  ICT  notes for  JHS , then you are in a right place. This book has been written in accordance with the current syllabus for the  Basic Education   Certificate Examination (B.E.C.E)  for  Junior High Schools (J.H.S) . The book covers the three year syllabus . This book will provide you ICT notes and step by step tutorials with definitions, explanations, examples and illustrations. This book is created to make the teaching and Learning of ICT lively, handy and encourage students to use their phones, tablets and computers for learning. The book will also help you learn anywhere and at anytime. PREVIEW BELOW
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Regular BECE ICT Pasco

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This book contains regular Basic Education Certificate Examination (BECE) Past Questions for Junior High Schools (J.H.S) by West Africa Examination Council (WAEC). Included in this book are Past Questions & Answers for the years: 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022 & 2023. This book, I strongly believe, will bring success to all users who study it carefully. PREVIEW BELOW 
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Gov’t Intervenes As Court Orders Auctioning Of GHANASCO Cars

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The Northern Regional Director of Education, Mohammed Haroon Cambodia has confirmed government will be paying a staggering GHC400,000 as judgment debt to a private citizen in order to stop the auctioning of vehicles belonging to the Ghana Senior High School in Tamale. Government is offering the bailout following a chronic transport difficulty that has hit the school for the last two years after a court order impounded the only bus for students and a brand new official pickup vehicle. Two Nissan patrol vehicles belonging to the Education directorate were also taken by the court. The vehicles were confiscated to be auctioned to pay up salary arrears of a former headmaster of the school who accused the school and education service of injustices including inappropriate dismissal and concealing his promotion letter. Late Lionel Mahama was dismissed as headmaster of the school in 1997. His salary was blocked for years until a CHRAJ ruled in his favor and ordered his reinstateme...
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